At Last! Dating Advice From Michelle Obama

America's supermodel finally reveals how to snag that man. Plus, as an added bonus, we get yet another airbrushed magazine cover of her. Naturally, hard-hitting "journalist" Katie Couric squeezes this vital information from our Dear Leaderette.

Michelle Obama can add one more thing to her list of "firsts": next month she will be the first first lady to grace the cover of Glamor magazine. It's part of the fashion mag's annual "Women of the Year" edition, and Obama is being honored for her with a "Special Recognition" award for her work in mentoring younger women. Of course, no self-respecting women's mag would run a cover story without some mention of the central issue: boys. So what does the president's wife have to say on the matter? Good looks won't cut it.

In a sneak peak of the interview (conducted by Katie Couric, who also makes her debut in the mag this month) just posted by Glamor's editor in chief, we get a glimpse of her thoughts on men: “Cute’s good. But cute only lasts for so long, and then it’s, Who are you as a person? Don’t look at the bankbook or the title. Look at the heart. Look at the soul ... When you’re dating a man, you should always feel good ... You shouldn’t be in a relationship with somebody who doesn’t make you completely happy and make you feel whole.”

Vera Baker was unavailable for comment.

By the way, they claim she just pulled that dress out of her closet. Good thing she didn't wear this fashion catastrophe.