Found: Tawana Brawley's Soulmate

In a stunning development, there was alcohol involved here.

A Stuart man was drunk, naked and covered in feces when he took a dip in his neighbor's back yard pool, authorities said.

Robert Higgins, 21, was arrested Saturday night on charges of burglary to an occupied dwelling, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft.

According to the arrest affidavit, Larry Foss told deputies he heard banging and then a splash coming from his enclosed pool area. When he turned on the outside lights, he noticed Higgins swimming in his pool.

Foss told deputies Higgins, who was completely naked, took a towel, broke through the screened area and ran away.

According to the affidavit, Foss found Higgins' shorts on his front porch, as well as human feces in his pool, in the area around the screens and on the door handles.

Deputies said they used a K-9 to follow the scent of the shorts to a room in the back of a garage directly across the street.

According to the affidavit, Higgins told deputies he was drinking vodka shots and Coors beer.

Al Sharpton was unavailable for comment.