Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Great News for Liberal Bedwetters: Condoms Now Available in 'Extra Small'

Keith Olbermann, Chrissy Matthews and the pencil-dick netroots finally are able to practice safe sex with something other than their hands. Rumor has it George Soros is ordering them by the caseload for his boys at Media Matters.
Extra small condoms for boys as young as 12 are going on sale in Switzerland after a sexual health group campaign.

Called the Hotshot, the condom has been produced after government research showed 12 to 14-year-olds did not use sufficient protection when having sex.

The study, conducted on behalf of the Federal Commission for Children and Youth, interviewed 1,480 people aged between 10 and 20.

It found more 12 to 14-year-old were having sex, in comparison with the 1990s.

Nancy Bodmer, who led the research at the Centre for Development and Personality Psychology at Basel University, said: 'The result that shocked us concerned young boys who display apparently risky behaviour.

'They have more of a tendency not to protect themselves. They do not have a very developed sexual knowledge.
That pretty much describes Bathtub Boy Olbermann.

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