'Oh, and I'm Vajazzled RIGHT NOW. Stay Tuned...'

I guess squiring the dunce Levi Johnston around Hollywood hasn't gotten this pathetic hack enough mileage. Now she's scraping the bottom of the barrel, literally.

Forget vagazzling, Kathy Griffin wants to bring audiences even further into the world of the female public area.

The star of "My Life on the D-List" is inviting the press to watch as she receives a pap smear during her show Friday.

According to Bravo's press release, Griffin will forego the sterile hospital room for a festive pool side procedure in Beverly Hills.

"Um, I'm getting a public pap smear, on camera, poolside @ The Palomar Hotel in LA Friday,” she wrote on Twitter Wednesday.

“Oh, and I'm vajazzled RIGHT NOW. Stay tuned...”

The episode, in which Griffin hopes to promote women's health, is airing on Bravo April 16.

The red headed star will also be decorating her lady bits in jewels as her personal ode to the vagazzling that Jennifer Love Hewitt wrote about in her relationship manual, "The Dog Ate Cupid."

When she's done, future plans include having her 50th plastic surgery to air on live television.