Sex With Dead Squid Photo Lands Man on Sex Offender Register

I can only imagine he was watching Octopussy and got really turned on.

A PERVERT was put on the Sex Offenders' Register yesterday after being found with a picture of a man having sex with a dead SQUID.

Depraved Andrew Dymond, 46, admitted having a haul of sick photos. They included 14 indecent pictures of children, five photos of people having sex with animals, and three "mutilation" images.

Jobless Dymond, of Mumbles, Swansea, was put on the sex register and bailed by the city's crown court.

As weird as the photo of having sex with a dead squid is, it's a bit more alarming he's got indecent photos of kids.