Weiner Cross-Dressing Photos Revealed: 'He Was a Very Odd Guy'

Now if you can bear viewing the image of Anthony Weiner wearing tights and a bra, you'll note it's a very old photo, so for all we know his dressing up was a gag. Revolting, yes, but likely a gag.

It better be.

Beleaguered congressman Anthony Weiner is set to face his humiliated wife Huma Abedin after she arrived at the family home in Washington home earlier today.

Democrat leaders hope the pregnant Mrs Abedin will force her scandal ridden husband to resign - something he has resisted despite calls to quit from his party and President Obama.

Her arrival comes as a fresh set of images emerged demonstrating the shamed congressman's early appetite for exhibitionism as a cross-dressing teenager.

Mrs Abedin, returning from a trip to Africa with her boss Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, has remained silent since the whole Weinergate sexting affair broke two weeks ago.

The National Enquirer pictures show Weiner protectively posing in a pair of pantihose and a bra as he smiles cheekily at the camera.

Let's just hope alcohol was involved. Otherwise I'm really wondering what the hell went on with this guy in college.

In another photo an oiled Weiner poses in y-fronted swimming trunks in front of a Christmas tree.

The pictures, taken by a college friend in 1982 when he was 18, demonstrate Weiner's reputation at the State University of Plattsburgh as a flamboyant figure.

Speaking to the Enquirer, the friend said: 'The cross dressing photos were taken during a holiday activity in Anthony's college dorm when he was just a sophomore.

They were taken during the school's traditional secret Santa event.

'It was never quite clear whether one of Anthony's challenges was to become a cross-dresser or if it was just some bizarre stunt he decided to do on his own.

'The secret Santa was a three night event, and on another evening, Anthony showed up wearing skin tight swim briefs.

'He was a very odd guy who went out of his way to do things purely for the shock value.'

I can't locate anything on the Enquirer website so the photos are likely just in their current print issue.

Oregon Woman Wakes Up From Oral Surgery With a British Accent

It could be worse. She could have woken up with a Boston accent.

Karen Butler is from Oregon, not England. When asked where she got her accent, she says from her dental surgeon.

In 2009 Butler, a 56-year-old tax consultant in Toledo, Ore., awoke from denture implant surgery with an accent that's a bit British with a Transylvanian twang, and it just sort of stuck.

"I had just had surgery, so at first we assumed it was because of all of the swelling," said Butler. "But within a week the swelling went down and the accent stayed."

Butler has foreign accent syndrome -- a condition so rare that only about 60 cases have been documented worldwide. Often preceded by a small stroke, the new drawl is thought to stem from a minor injury to a tiny area of the brain responsible for language pattern and tone.

"This is a very small part of the brain that controls the articulation and the intonation of speech that's affected, and that's why it's so rare," said Dr. Ted Lowenkopf, a neurologist and medical director of Providence Stroke Center in Portland, Ore., in an interview with ABC News affiliate KATU. "The chances to hit such a small area are more than a million to one in a stroke."

If this ever happens to me I'd like to wake up with a Mark Steyn accent.

Frog Porn Found on British Magistrate's Laptop

It wouldn't really bother me if the guy was surfing some generic porn sites on his own time, but dude, frog porn? WTF?

A SOUTH Yorkshire magistrate has been caught in possession of hundreds of “repugnant” extreme porn photos and videos - some showing women engaged in sexual activity with animals.

School governor Michael Hall, aged 46, downloaded the vile images to his laptop computer.

His sick collection - 230 photographs and 150 videos - was discovered when police raided his semi-detached home in September last year.

Some showed women engaging in acts with horses, a donkey, dogs, a gerbil, a frog and a live snake.

Officers acted on a tip-off after discovering the magistrate, whose online activity had raised concerns, had an account on a file-sharing website. Hall, of Foxland Avenue, Swinton, Rotherham, pleaded guilty at court to 21 specimen counts of possession of extreme pornography.

He was sentenced to a three-year community order which requires him to spend 144 days completing a programme for sex offenders.

Hall’s case was heard at Leeds Magistrates’ Court in West Yorkshire, rather than in South Yorkshire, where he would be well-known in judicial circles.

Hall was serving as a magistrate in Rotherham when his crimes were detected.

He was appointed to the bench in 2007 - and served until October last year when he realised his offending had come to light. He was also a governor at three Rotherham schools - St Thomas C of E Primary School in Kilnhurst, Swinton Fitzwilliam Primary School in Swinton, and Swinton Community School in Mexborough.

And he was a member of Rotherham Council’s Children and Young People’s Scrutiny Panel, which is made up of councillors and lay members with links to education or social care.

His role was to help scrutinise the council’s work in relation to policies and procedures affecting young people, such as anti-bullying strategies and how children in care are looked after.

Sally Sharp, head of the Crown Prosecution Service’s Rape and Serious Sexual Offences Unit in West Yorkshire, told The Star: “This case is particularly repugnant, involving multiple charges of possessing extreme pornographic images.

“The fact the defendant was a magistrate, and in a position of public authority and trust, is additionally an aggravating feature.”

Most amusing is The Sun has an image of a frog with the face digitally altered.

Man Changes Name to Captain Awesome

Here I bet you thought that was Barack Obama's super hero name. Oh wait, that's Captain Kick-Ass. Well, Captain Awesome is the nickname of a character on NBC's "Chuck," and now some sad character has decided to legally take the name.

Eugene-Springfield, meet Captain Awesome.

Not that the former Douglas Allen Smith Jr. is a newcomer to Lane County.

He was born here in 1983. He graduated from Willamette High School in 2002.

But he officially became Captain Awesome only last month, when a Lane County Circuit Court judge approved his name change petition.

And his new first name is no title, he made clear in a recent interview.

“Hi! I’m Captain,” he said, making this story even more fun to write. Journalists refer to subjects by last name only on second and subsequent references. So, that’s Awesome!

Any reader who — like Awesome — watches the television show “Chuck” will not be surprised to know how he chose his new moniker. It was, indeed, inspired by a character on the NBC action/drama series: Dr. Devon “Captain Awesome” Woodcomb.

“I just thought it was really funny that Devon’s father always called him Captain Awesome because ‘a poor nickname builds good character,’ ” said the local Awesome, an out-of-work cabinet installer.

Awesome said he had to jump through an extra hoop to legally change his name. Most such requests are approved in informal “ex-parte” hearings with Lane County judges. In Awesome’s case, however, the judge who considered his name change in that setting balked at granting it.

That judge — whose name Awesome cannot remember and who is not identified in Awesome’s court records — questioned his seriousness. The judge also advised him to hire an attorney to represent him in a formal oral argument for the change.

Clearly, he hasn't got an awesome memory. Yet there's still more awesomeness in store.

Mitchell also allowed Awesome to change his official signature to a right-pointing arrow, a smiley face and a left-pointing arrow. The state Department of Motor Vehicles actually accepted the cheerful new signature. But alas, his bank refused to honor it, Awesome said.

I get the feeling there won't be a Mrs. Awesome in the picture any time soon.

Spanish Woman Claims Ownership of the Sun, Plans to Charge User Fee

Go figure: A moonbat now owns the sun. We figure once she learns how to collect on the user fee she should be able to retire comfortably by tomorrow.

After billions of years the Sun finally has an owner -- a woman from Spain's soggy region of Galicia said Friday she had registered the star at a local notary public as being her property.

Angeles Duran, 49, told the online edition of daily El Mundo she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our Solar System.

There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals, she added.

"There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first."

The document issued by the notary public declares Duran to be the "owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometres".

Duran, who lives in the town of Salvaterra do Mino, said she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the sun and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government and 20 percent to the nation's pension fund.

She would dedicate another 10 percent to research, another 10 percent to ending world hunger -- and would keep the remaining 10 percent herself.

Such sacrifice, keeping only 10% for herself. How thoughtful of her.

Fabulous: 'Gay Coffins' With Homoerotic Artwork

There are a couple of obvious jokes that can be made but I'll skip them and just offer the story.

Funeral directors in Germany are bidding for the pink pound - by launching coffins specially designed for gay customers.

The caskets feature homoerotic artwork on the outside and come with a series of tastefully luxurious plush designer interiors, say makers Mike Konigsfeld and Tom Brandl in Cologne, Germany.

The designers - who have lived together for more than 10 years - say the images of muscular young men in classical poses are the perfect way to send off a loved one.

"Naturally there were some people who threw their hands up in horror when we had them on display in the window but they are tasteful and beautiful - like our customers," explained Mike.

Alvin Greene Crashes His Own Campaign Reception, Scarfs Down Hors D'oeuvres, Acts Weird

Poor guy.

He ran the most disciplined, on-message campaign in the history of American politics, and he doesn't even get invited to his party's election night celebration. We can only assume the South Carolina Democrat party leaders are a bunch of hillbilly racists. Why else would they shun such an electrifying candidate? The man is solid gold, baby!

Turns out he was just running in the wrong state, that's all.

Now we will never find out why Jim DeMint started the recession.



How appropriate that Greene's all-too-brief legacy will be recorded for posterity in a comic book. Teacups must be so jealous.

Via Breitbart. Cross-posted here.

Freaky: Dead Ringer For Jim Tressel at Ohio State Game Dressed Just Like ... Jim Tressel

It's scary how much they look alike.

Man Caught With Marinating Cat in Vehicle, Says Cat Was Mean to Him

Of course if this guy was an illegal alien there would be howls of protest about his rights being violated and who are we to lecture others on what's appropriate to eat? Whatever the case, this dude has more than a few screws loose.

Police say a traffic stop led to animal cruelty charges after they found a live cat "marinating" in oil and peppers in the trunk of a car.

Buffalo police say officers heard the cat meowing when they stopped 51-year-old Gary Korkuc of Cheektowaga to ticket him for running a stop sign Sunday night.

They say they checked the trunk and found 4-year-old Navarro in a cage, his fur covered with oil, crushed red peppers and chili peppers.

Police say Korkuc told them he did it because Navarro was ill-tempered. Korkuc was charged with cruelty and released; his phone number isn't listed.

Police say he told them he was going to cook Navarro. Korkuc also told officers a number of things that didn't make sense, including that his neutered male cat was pregnant.

Sex With Dead Squid Photo Lands Man on Sex Offender Register

I can only imagine he was watching Octopussy and got really turned on.

A PERVERT was put on the Sex Offenders' Register yesterday after being found with a picture of a man having sex with a dead SQUID.

Depraved Andrew Dymond, 46, admitted having a haul of sick photos. They included 14 indecent pictures of children, five photos of people having sex with animals, and three "mutilation" images.

Jobless Dymond, of Mumbles, Swansea, was put on the sex register and bailed by the city's crown court.

As weird as the photo of having sex with a dead squid is, it's a bit more alarming he's got indecent photos of kids.

'I Got Addicted'

I figure if you're going to cover yourself in tattoos from head to toe you might want to hook up with a good tattoo artist first.

What began as a bid to cover up a nasty skin condition has resulted into a Guiness World Record for an American who has been named the most tattooed woman in the world.

Julia Gnuse - nicknamed the 'illustrated lady' - has 95 per cent of her body covered in ink, ranging from jungle scenes and cartoons to her favourite actors.

Miss Gnuse, from California, started getting tattoos on her legs after developing a skin condition called porphyria, which causes the skin to blister when exposed to sunlight.

She then turned her attention to her stomach, arms and back and before long was addicted to body art.

In an interview, Miss Gnuse said although the ink did not stop her skin from blistering, it covered up the scars and allowed her to be exposed to the sun.
'I did this for the reason of covering scarring from the blisters. They get as deep as three degree burn,' she said.

'I had a friend who is a plastic surgeon, who suggested tattooing my skin the same color to the scarring that I had, seeing if we can match my just pale-looking skin that I had.'

'That didn't work. We tried it. It was very difficult to match that. So I had the idea of a colorful tattoo, then I got hooked. I got addicted.'

Miss Gnuse said there was medication available for her condition, but said taking it could have placed her at risk of blindness.

Miss Gnuse, who unveiled her tattoos at a BookExpo in New York yesterday, said every one of her designs had been created by the same tattoo artist.

Thanks to Hot Air for the link.

What's in a Name?

These apparently are chips made in Asia. No thanks, I'm on a diet.

If you're thirsty after eating some Puke, you can wash it down with this tasty drink. Just make sure you don't try to sneak some through airport security. (Update: Commenter Burnt Toast notes Terror is an all-purpose cleaner sold in Centrsl America, not a soft drink. So definitely avoid drinking it)

If Puke isn't to your taste, try some Ass.

Here's the perfect wine to go with Ass.

If you're not an Ass man, then perhaps you'd prefer some of this:

Can't get enough Cock?

Here's a little something for the ladies.

All this stuff make you sick? Here's something to help clean it up with.

Via.

Hot Air links. Thanks!

What's in a Name? Ask 'Stormhammer Deathclaw Firebrand'

When your name is plain old Richard Smith, I guess you need to spice things up. Sounds like a cool name for a blog if you ask me.

When your name is just plain Richard Smith, it must be very tempting to change it to something with a bit more... ooomph. And that's what one Richard Smith has just done, in spectacular style.

Smith, whose friends have traditionally known him by the nickname Spiff, decided that even that nickname wasn't enough to keep him happy.

So the 41-year-old care worker from Carlisle has changed his name by deed poll to Stormhammer Deathclaw Firebrand.

Mr. Firebrand now plans to change all his bank, tax and work details so that he is officially known by the Firebrand name.

'I Would Faint Because My Breasts Were So Heavy'

Geez, and I thought double D's were big. But seriously, N-cup?

A PERUVIAN mother-of-four was trapped in her bed for six months because of her giant breasts.

The Sun reported that Julia Manihuari's chest grew to a gigantic N cup after the birth of her third son seven years ago - leaving her unable to move.

"It was awful. If I tried to get up I would faint because my breasts were so heavy," she said.

Ms Manihuari, 29, who lives in northern rural Peru, was finally helped when local media paid for her to take a three-day boat trip to the nearest town for medical help.

Doctors diagnosed an extreme form of Bilateral Gynecomastia - an illness where the mammary gland keeps growing.

They had to cut 35 pounds of flesh from her breasts, fearing they could squash her lungs and kill her.

Ms Manihuari emerged as a size 34B after the six-hour operation.

"Before the operation I couldn't do anything - I just had to live with it. It got so bad that my breasts were touching my legs," she said.

I don't want to freak anyone out posting it here, so go here for the photo.

In other big breast news, a KK-cup bra is now available.

BUXOM British girls can now buy the biggest bra yet on the high street - a KK cup.

That's bigger than the K-cup "windsock" launched by Selfridges department store in March.

The Bravissimo chain and Debenhams say they had to launch a KK as Brit girls are getting bustier.

And Debenhams is ordering extra stocks as the £25 bra - which has 20-inch wide cups - is going so fast.

Spokeswoman Sharon Webb said: "Many large sizes we sell regularly were unheard of a decade ago."

Experts blame pollution or hormone changes.

They Taste Just Like Chicken

Yummy, sounds like a great dish.

Indonesian police have arrested a couple who made meatballs from the flesh of protected monkeys, an animal conservation group said on Wednesday.

The pair poached dozens of rare Javan langurs, also known as silver-leaf monkeys, from Baluran National Park in the east of Java island, according to a statement released by Indonesia-based animal protection group ProFauna.

"Police found 30 kilograms (65 pounds) meat estimated to come from 20 - 25 individuals, two rifles and a live langur," the statement said.

"The couple admitted that they had known what they did was against the law and they hunted the monkeys for their meat because beef and chicken were more expensive than the protected monkeys."

Meatball soup, known locally as bakso, is a popular dish in Indonesia.

The statement said police were now broadening their investigation to include checks on vendors suspected of selling the monkey meatballs, while ProFauna was in talks with the national park caretakers to prevent further poaching.

Girl to Have, Um, Unique Surgery

Well, this sure isn't something you read about every day.

THE Family Court has ordered that a 14-year-old girl can have surgery to remove two testicles. The court also approved other procedures to confirm her gender.

The parents of the girl, known in the case as "Sally", had to apply to the court for permission for the surgery after they discovered their daughter had a rare XY genotype, which meant she did not have a uterus but had two male gonads.

The court heard Sally had been an apparently healthy girl until she turned 11 and discovered two lumps, one of which was in her abdomen, and had other gender issues.

Family Court judge Justice Peter Murphy said he took into account Sally's desire to have the surgery.

"It hurts sometimes, knowing I have this condition," she told the court.

"Sometimes I blame myself, because I feel like I am not normal.

Migraine Causes British Woman to Speak With Chinese Accent

The dreaded Foreign Accent Syndrome strikes again.

A British woman has suddenly started speaking with a Chinese accent after suffering a severe migraine, she said in comments quoted by British media Tuesday.

Sarah Colwill believes she has Foreign Accent Syndrome (FAS) which has caused her distinctive West Country drawl to be replaced with a Chinese twang, even though she has never even visited the country.

The 35-year-old from Plymouth, southwest England, is now undergoing speech therapy following an acute form of migraine last month which reportedly left her with a form of brain damage.

Recent cases of brain damage have been diagnosed here in the United States that inexplicably cause immature media types to accuse patriotic American of being seditious. There's no known cure for this affliction.

Something to Get Off Her Chest

Way too much information.

Sharon Osbourne says she's having her breast implants removed this summer and will give them to her husband, rocker Ozzy Osbourne, as a paperweight.

The 57-year-old reality TV star says the implants will be better on Ozzy's desk "than on my chest 'cause they're awful."

She confirmed reports of her plans to do so during an appearance Monday on the "Today" show.

On the upside she's recycling, so I guess it's all good.

'This Stuff is Just Truly Bizarre'

Where's PETA when you really need them?

A convicted cocaine smuggler has been arrested for running what authorities say appears to be a bestiality farm in Washington state in which visitors could engage in all sorts of twisted sex acts with animals.

Douglas Spink was arrested at his ramshackle, heavily wooded compound near the Canadian border in Whatcom County along with a 51-year-old tourist from Great Britain who is accused of having sex with three dogs.

Dozens of dogs, horses and pet mice were seized, along with what investigators described as thousands of images of bestiality and apparent child pornography. The mice were euthanized, said Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo, whose office assisted federal agents in the case.

"This stuff is just truly bizarre," he said. "These were mice that had their tails cut off, they were smothered in Vaseline and they had string tied around them."

It wasn't immediately clear whether other zoophilic tourists had been to Spink's farm, but Assistant U.S. Attorney Susan Roe said Friday, "I expect there may have been other people visiting the property."

Spink has not been charged with any bestiality or child porn charges at this point, only with violating the terms of his supervised release. Stephen Clarke of Peterborough, England, was arrested on state charges for allegedly abusing the dogs.

Spink's lawyer, Howard Phillips, insisted there's no evidence his client violated the terms of his release. "There's no hard evidence he's been engaging in bestiality at all," Phillips said.

Spink, who has a history of training and breeding dogs and horses, appeared in U.S. District Court in Seattle on Friday and was ordered detained pending another hearing, set for April 30. He calls his operation Exitpoint Stallions Limitee and expounds at length on its Web site about his philosophy.

"Are we unconventional in our approach to stallion care? Absolutely," he writes.

He later adds: "We don't wall off sexual energy in our stallions as something dangerous or inappropriate, but rather channel that energy towards positive, safe, appropriate paths. There's a proper time and place for it, and we work towards those sorts of skills rather than fighting un-winnable fights against deeply-rooted instincts."

Huh?

Meet the 'Beaster Bunny'

Good Lord, look at the size of this creature. Must be taking some bunny steroids.

At 4ft 3in from nose to tail, Darius the Continental Giant has been crowned the world's biggest rabbit. And he's still growing.

Darius, pictured with six-year-old Georgia Hadley, is only just over 12 months old and breeder Annette Edwards expects him to keep adding to his 3st 7lb bulk for at least another six months.

That's good news for her greengrocer in Worcester because he already eats 12 carrots, six apples and two cabbages a day.

Thanks to his huge appetite, he has stolen the title from Alice, who also weighs 3st 7lb but at 3ft 3in is a foot shorter than her offspring.

And Darius may grow bigger still. Former pet shop owner Annette Edwards, who bred both rabbits, said she expects him to keep developing for at least six months before reaching his full size.

She said: 'He is very gentle and I wonder if this has helped him grow bigger than the rest. But he also runs around, so the combination of food and exercise has worked out for him.

'He really is a handsome beast and there's always a glint in his eye when you go near him.

'The frightening thing is that Darius is still growing so he could be absolutely massive by the time he reaches full size.'

Thanks to Hot Air for the link.