Alvin Greene Crashes His Own Campaign Reception, Scarfs Down Hors D'oeuvres, Acts Weird

Poor guy.

He ran the most disciplined, on-message campaign in the history of American politics, and he doesn't even get invited to his party's election night celebration. We can only assume the South Carolina Democrat party leaders are a bunch of hillbilly racists. Why else would they shun such an electrifying candidate? The man is solid gold, baby!

Turns out he was just running in the wrong state, that's all.

Now we will never find out why Jim DeMint started the recession.



How appropriate that Greene's all-too-brief legacy will be recorded for posterity in a comic book. Teacups must be so jealous.

Via Breitbart. Cross-posted here.