Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Bubblehead Valerie Jarrett Mistakes Uniformed General For Her Waiter at Alfalfa Club Dinner

White House spinmeister Valerie Jarrett's blissful ignorance never ceases to amaze.
During an exclusive dinner hosted Monday by the Alfalfa Club, Obama adviser Valerie Jarret had just such a moment. And were it not for an irritated tipster, Jarret might have walked away from the dinner unblemished.

According to our tipster, Jarrett was seated at the head table along with several other big-name politicians and a handful of high-ranking military officials. As an officer sporting several stars walked past Jarrett, she signaled for his attention and said, “I’d like another glass of wine.”


White House economic adviser Austan Goolsbee, who was seated next to Jarret, began “cracking up nervously,” our tipster said, but no one pointed out to Jarrett that the man sporting a chestful of medals was not her waiter.

“The guy dutifully went up and got her a glass of wine, and then came back and gave it to her and took a seat at the table,” our tipster said. “Everyone is in tuxedos and gowns at this thing, but the military people are in full dress uniform.”

“There was no shortage of waiters either,” the tipster added.
It's a good thing Jarrett exists in her own stratosphere, so at least we know she won't lose any sleep over this embarrassing faux pas.

In fact, she's probably still wondering why her waiter sat down at her table after fetching her a glass of wine.

What euphoric detachment from reality looks like.

Via The Daily Caller; h/t Moe Lane.



Guest said...

And the General, being the gentleman he is, brought the woman another glass of wine just like I would have done.

bandit said...

Idiot criminal slumlord Jarrett is a presidential advisor. Wonder what she has on Obama?

maudgonne said...

It was no mistake.

What is it with this woman?  Wherever the Obamas go, she goes.

msspurlock said...

To a Democrat, everyone is their servant.

As for why Jarrett is always with the Obamas, it's because she knows something about Obama he doesn't want us knowing, and that even his wife doesn't know for certain. Do some poking around. It's out there, if anyone has the guts, or the impartiality, to report it.

Rose said...

Waltzing on the deck of the Titanic: Priceless!

Rose said...

msspurlock - Michelle knows they have to hide their marriage certificate and their law licenses - SHE knows plenty. That is why she gets those fancy vacations!