Tuesday, February 15, 2011

The Cavity Search to End All Cavity Searches

Oh my.
A homeless man went to court and was arrested on Friday, but the notable part of the story is what he hid from the judge as he stood before him.

The judge sent Neil Lansing to jail, where corrections deputies conducting a routine search in a cell block found part of a condom sticking out of his rectum, the sheriff's office said.

According to sheriff's officials: inside the condom they found 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon.
Authorities are expected to resume their search at dawn.

Mugshot here.

1 comment:

Dell said...

The "paper coupon" is for an emergency "wipe", which is really good thinking.  This man is obviously prepared for whatever might happen and a prime candidate for Janet Napolitano's job!