Degenerate Criminal Sends His Love to Obama From Prison

Naturally this drunken bum takes a cheapshot at Rush Limbaugh while he's at it. Remember now kids, apparently criticizing The One is forbidden, but driving drunk while in search of a blowjob--why this boob is in jail--is acceptable behavior.

Drunken Degenerate Gambler Takes Leave of Absence

Round Mound of Beclowned

Good career move, Chuckles, trolling for hookers while twice the legal limit.

Charles Barkley will take a leave of absence from Time Warner Inc.’s TNT network after the basketball analyst was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol last week.

The National Basketball Association Hall-of-Fame player was pulled over by a law enforcement task force after he ran a stop sign in Scottsdale, Arizona, at 1:27 a.m. local time, according to a report issued by the Gilbert Police Department.

Barkley, 45, declined to take a breath test. He instead was given a blood test. Tests were completed today, revealing a blood alcohol content of .149 -- almost twice the state limit of .08, according to a news release by the Gilbert Police Department.

“When I spoke with Charles, he was apologetic for the events that transpired and it was obvious he understood the significance of this situation,” David Levy, president of Turner Sports, said in an e-mail.

Yeah, and after a couple weeks of sobriety, they'll be happy to put this lowlife back on the air.

All this because the guy was in a hurry to get a blowjob.

According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."

The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."

When we last noticed this fat slob, he was admitting he pissed away $10 million gambling, including $100,000 on the Super Bowl last year.

And He Calls Republicans Stupid

Deadbeat

Pay your debts, fatboy. The Round Mound of Rebound is also apparently a degenerate gambler. I figure with those ubiquitous phone commercials he must be pulling in some pretty good coin.

So pay up.

One-time hoops great Charles Barkley will face criminal charges if he doesn't pay off a massive debt to a Las Vegas casino, Sin City prosecutors said yesterday.

Barkley - a compulsive gambler who has admitted that his "stupid habit" has lost him more than $10 million over the years - was sued Wednesday by Wynn Las Vegas, which claims the 13-time NBA All-Star has refused to pay back a $400,000 gambling loan.

The casino said it extended the marker more than seven months ago.

Casino brass also sicced the local prosecutor on the deadbeat hoopster,

Clark County District Attorney David Roger confirmed his office opened an investigation, and said Barkley could face felony theft or bad check charges if he doesn't pay up.

"We prosecute cases like this every day," Roger said. "Mr. Barkley will be treated the same as everybody else."

Barkley, who works as a basketball analyst for the TNT cable channel, will be given up to six months to clear up the debt, according to the DA.

In a radio interview in his home state of Alabama late yesterday, Barkley, who also owns a $3 million Arizona ranch, admitted he owes the dough.

This clown loves flapping his gums saying how dumb Republicans are and how he plans on running for Governor of Alabama. He seems to make a perfect Democrat.

Round Mound of Beclowned: Degenerate Gambler Loses 100 Large on Super Bowl, Blames ESPN

You can't make this stuff up.

If he'd only listened to America's premier playoff prognosticator, he'd be rolling in dough.

How stupid is this guy? He thinks he actually lost $400,000, but in reality it was $100,000.

Not sure if he even realizes that.

What a dope.