Good News: Drug-Addled 9/11 Truther Charlie Sheen Still Cares About World Peace or Something

One of Hollywood's famed 9/11 truthers isn't letting being a crackhead get in the way of showing us all how much he cares about global politics.

"BTW," he texted, "two wars in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground, and all you people care about is my bulls- -t."

Sheen's spokesman, Stan Rosenfield, released a more sanitized mea culpa.

"I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people," Sheen said in the statement yesterday. "Like Errol Flynn, who had to put down his sword on occasion, I just want to say, 'thank-you.' "

Considering all the stories that this junkie was smoking endless piles of cocaine and had his pornstar bimbos hide his stash, why isn't he up on drug charges? Why does he get special privileges?

In unrelated 9/11 truther news, one of the crackpot produces of "Loose Change" was arrested on heroin charges this week. This explains a lot. To believe Sheen and these other lunatics you've got to have a lot of hard drugs in your system.

Season's Beatings From Hollywood!

While the rest of us were busy with family and friends this Christmas, Hollywood moron and 9/11 Truther clown Charlie Sheen decided it would be a good idea to assault his wife.

Stay classy, Chuckles.

Bad boy Charlie Sheen spent his Christmas in an Aspen, Co., pokey.

Cops arrested the "Two and a Half Men" actor on domestic violence charges at about 8:30 a.m., Aspen Police Department officials said.

He was charged with second-degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief and housed in Pitkin County jail, cops said.

RadarOnline.com reported that Sheen had a scuffle with his wife, Brooke Mueller, who was renting an Aspen home for about three months while Sheen remained in Los Angeles.

Sheen flew to be with his wife on Christmas despite their differences, and they began arguing right away, the site reported. A source told the site that Mueller called police after Sheen pushed her.

'The Official Story Behind 9/11 is a Fraud'

Two and a half brain cells

Can it be long until crackpot actor Charlie Sheen gets himself a czar gig in the Obama administration?

CHARLIE Sheen -- the beloved star of TV's most popular sitcom, "Two and a Half Men" -- is still preaching the crackpot theory that "the official story behind 9/11 is a fraud" and demanding a new investigation. In time for this week's eighth anniversary of the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, Sheen has written an open letter to President Obama claiming, "9/11 has been the pretext for the systematic dismantling of our Constitution and Bill of Rights."

Apparently they didn't dismantle the part where insane drug addicts are allowed to spew nonsense into any open microphone.

Sheen will be appearing on the radio with the king of the 9/11 Truthers, Alex Jones. Sure to be scintillating entertainment.

Sheen also presents a plethora of other evidence to illustrate how the official story is a fraud, including the revelations of whistle blowers like FBI translator Sibel Edmonds, who recently broke a Federal gag order to expose how Bin Laden and Al-Qaeda were working for the U.S. government right up until the day of 9/11.

The issues highlighted by Sheen do not represent idle speculation or conspiracy fodder, they are documented facts that have been deliberately ignored by other 9/11 programming that is now airing as the anniversary approaches, particularly last months' 9/11: Science and Conspiracy which was aired by the National Geographic Channel and wasted little time in portraying people who have doubts about the official 9/11 story as extremist cranks, while failing to acknowledge that the majority of the members of the 9/11 Commission have publicly expressed similar concerns.

The nutcase Jones, apparently more insane than Sheen, actually fabricated an interview between Obama and Sheen. That'll do wonders for his credibility.

Alex Jones, the controversial talk radio host and operator of conspiracy websites like Infowars.com and Prisonplanet.com, sparked outrage today by publishing an entirely fabricated Q&A interview between President Barack Obama and Two and a Half Men actor Charlie Sheen. For his part, Sheen appears to be a willing participant in this ploy.

Branded as the most explosive information of his career, Jones posted a transcript of the fake conversation on his websites this morning, deliberately misrepresenting it as a 20-minute interview between Obama and Sheen. He later modified the content – after it was presented to the public as being real – to include a disclaimer on the very bottom of the article, which states that this is merely an open letter from Sheen to Obama, and that no such conversation has taken place. One website, AboveTopSecret.com, has since published a cached edition of the original report, which clearly demonstrates how it was initially positioned to viewers.

Van Jones was unavailable for comment.

'King of All Pimps' Claims He Gave Dupre Her Start, Charlie Sheen Previous Customer

Take anything from this guy with a grain of salt, but it probably does check out, save for any embellishing.

Ashley Alexandra Dupré hit New York City in 2004 as a teenager with big dreams, but quickly fell into the shadowy world of hustlers, wanna-be celebs and high-class hookers.

Instead of record deals, she got an offer from a high-class prostitution ring called NY Confidential.

Jason Itzler claimed he met Dupré in the Gansevoort Hotel and she instantly caught his eye. Itzler said he gave the then-19-year-old his card and she called him two days later after visiting the NY Confidential Web site.

"She says, 'Hey, Jason ... I want to work for you.' When I caught my breath, I said, 'Do you know what I do?'" he claimed. "She's like, 'Yeah.' I said, 'Get over here.'"

He rechristened the Jersey-girl-turned-call-girl "Victoria," and she quickly became a favorite of the Confidential clientele - four years before she became $4,300 hooker "Kristen" and torpedoed Gov. Eliot Spitzer.

Itzler, 41, the self-proclaimed "King of All Pimps," claimed Dupré, a sexy brunette with a fetching smile and a colorful tatoo on her left shoulder, attracted a large and grateful clientele, earning tens of thousands of dollars a month.

In a truly shocking development, Itzler claims Charlie Sheen was one of her customers.

Itzler claimed Dupré was "Victoria" - one of the women dressed as cheerleaders whom he sent to actor Charlie Sheen for a night of role playing that hit the gossip pages two years ago.

Itzler, who pleaded guilty in 2006 to running the $25,000-a-night prostitution ring, said he recognized Dupré after seeing her photo while appearing Wednesday on CNN.

He went home and looked up her MySpace.com page to check out more pictures.

Dupré, despite her tender age, was a workaholic who was on the job six days a week, Itzler claimed. She was often called for repeat business.

Not surprisingly, Ashley's tale of coming from a broken home was nonsense.

Born Ashley Youmans, Dupre grew up in Seaside Heights and Wall Township by the Jersey Shore. She also mentioned being abused while growing up, saying it forced her to run away - a claim one family friend called ridiculous.

"She crashed up [her stepdad's] Porsche and wanted another one, and he wouldn't give it to her, so she left," said the friend, who asked her name not be printed.

Kooky Sheen Hedges on Loose Change Role

Idiot actor Charlie Sheen has apparently sobered up enough to realize he'd be throwing away his career if he got involved with the crackpots from Loose Change.

SHEEN RETHINKS NUTTY 9/11 FILM

SUPPORT for the loopy 9/11 documentary "Loose Change" - which argues that the World Trade Center terror attack was part of a secret U.S. government conspiracy - is quickly losing steam.

A source tells us Charlie Sheen "is having second thoughts" about being involved in an updated version of the flick, which has a huge following on YouTube. As Page Six reported in March, Sheen had agreed to narrate the ridiculous flick, presumably to give it some needed Hollywood sizzle.

The conspiracy documentary got a further boost earlier this month when Virgin Atlantic announced it would offer the current, narration-free version as an in-flight movie choice. But just days later, it scrapped the idea. "After Virgin announced it, bloggers went nuts and there was so much negative feedback that [the airline] a few days later nixed it," the source said.

After we revealed Sheen's participation, the "Two and a Half Men" star told Extra: "It's a story that needs to be told. It's a story about the truth, and the truth needs to be exposed. It's not just me, not just the Hollywood community [that] is standing up saying what you have given us doesn't make sense. We just want better answers." As for Sheen now pulling his support, the star's flack, Stan Rosenfield, did not return calls over two days.

Sheen might just want to stick to his television show, hookers and stuffing coke up his nose, and spare himself further ridicule.

"Loose Change" pushes the widely debunked "controlled demolition" theory, which claims the Twin Towers and 7 World Trade Center were blown up from within. It alleges the jet-fuel fires inside the towers weren't hot enough to melt the buildings' steel beams.

Those claims were soundly refuted by Popular Mechanics magazine, which meticulously shot down every single one.