Horrors! 8th Graders Hit Hooters

Somehow this made news, which seems a bit odd since no parents have complained. I doubt any of the boys did either.

For one group of Berwick School District eighth-graders, a recent field trip to Baltimore included lunch at Hooters — a restaurant better known for its busty waitresses than its food.

The Berwick Middle School students were visiting the National Aquarium last week. Chaperones took them to various restaurants for lunch because the group of 100 was too large for a single place.

One group of 15 to 20 students reportedly ended up at Hooters.

Superintendent Wayne Brookhart says that while he wishes the group's coed chaperones had chosen another restaurant, he has not received any complaints from parents.

It's not as if Hooters is a strip club. It may not be your cup of tea but apparently plenty of people brings kids in there. I don't live anywhere near one and have been been in one, but I know folks who've brought teenage sports teams in there and nobody thinks twice.

Hooters Girls Not So Easy

TGIF.

Here is a warning to you guys who think Hooter girls are more then good looking women who deliver a mean plate of wings with a smile.

Police said Christopher Childers, 40, saw the two 19-year-old girls walk into a Wal-Mart to do some shopping. While they were in the store, Childers allegedly got into their car. Police said Childers found pictures of the girls in their uniforms which he placed in his truck. He then got back into the girls’ car to wait for them, police said.

When the girls returned, one girl slammed Childers leg with the car door and the other called 911, Loganville Police Chief Mike McHugh confirmed to Channel 2 Action News.

Besides, this is a good chance to put up some eye candy for our testosterone enhanced readers.

Hooters Announces Economic Stimulus Package

No really. Here don't take my word for it read the press release. This is certainly a stimulus package I can support.

In an unprecedented display of bipartisan cooperation, Hooters Girls reached across the aisle, working with their beloved regulars to pass a stimulus package that is not only cold and refreshing, but also fiscally responsible and undeniably patriotic. Jess the Hooters Girl was proud to achieve consensus: "$1 drafts will free up some cash in your budget for more critical needs, like the 2009 Hooters Swimsuit Calendar." Preliminary poll results indicate strong public support, particularly among independent and undecided swing state voters.

So, in the spirit and tradition of American ingenuity, Hooters encourages the residents of both Main Street and Wall Street to come together and support our economic recovery by visiting an RMD/Hooters Restaurant in Indiana, Kentucky, Ohio, and Tennessee to enjoy $1.00 Domestic Drafts, All Day, Every Day.

100-Year-Old Man Getting Busy at Hooters

Get a load of the sh*t-eating grin on the old guy.

Iowa Man Celebrates 100th Birthday With Wings and Women at Hooters

If turning 100 doesn't win you the right to celebrate with busty waitresses in tight clothes, Iowa resident John Persinger can't imagine what does.

The centenarian rang in his entry into the triple digits at Hooters on Wednesday, according to a report by The Des Moines Register. His late wife Vi wouldn't have objected, since she was a regular with him at Hooters, the infamous chain known for the cleavage it serves up with beer and buffalo wings.

Go here for more photos from the Des Moines Register.

The Register notes that Persinger is one of only a few thousand American men that are 100 or older.

"I don't know how I did it," Persinger told the newspaper. "Good living, I guess. A lot of good food. Steaks, fried potatoes."

More here.

Check this one out. I'm surprised he didn't have a heart attack.



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Leave the Cameras at Home Before Going to Hooters

I understand things can happen when you mix some rowdy police with alcohol and hot babes. But for future reference, guys, leave the cameras at home, OK? Oh, and the weaponry as well, naturally.

The Hoboken, N.J., police SWAT team -- which is taking heat for racy pictures showing its members frolicking with Hooters waitresses -- is no more. Hoboken's newly named public safety director disbanded the SWAT team shortly after being sworn in on Friday, authorities confirmed.

"The unit itself has been disbanded permanently," Public Safety Director Bill Bergin told the Jersey Journal. He is a former deputy chief with the Hoboken Fire Department.

Of course, in the interest of full public disclosure, you can see the other photos here.