Larry Flynt on Trig Palin: 'It's Brain Dead. A Virtual Vegetable'

You ever hear Larry Flynt speak? He sounds brain dead. Like a virtual vegetable.

Stay classy, Larry. I hear there's an opening at Wonkette. Probably the right place for you.

It's hard to keep him focused on this subject, or any subject. His conversation skids about. He doubts Barack Obama would cheat on his wife because: "You ever looked at her? If he ever cheated on her she'd kick his ass. You know they may be black but they've got a very stable family." Then he says, apropos of nothing: "Sarah Palin is the dumbest thing. But I made a fortune off of her. [He made a porn film called Nailin' Palin, based on her]... She did a disservice to every woman in America. She knew from the first month of pregnancy that kid was going to be Down's Syndrome. It's brain dead. A virtual vegetable. She carries it to all these different political events against abortion, she did it just because she didn't want to say she'd had an abortion. How long is it going to live? Another 12, 15 years? Doesn't even know it's in this world. So what kind of compassionate conservative is she? I don't think anybody will want her near the White House." I am so thrown by the unpleasantness of all this I don't even interject.

Well, for starters you could get up and walk away from this creep.

I suspect the left won't be too upset over the Palin comments. But his taking on the Obamas with those comments will surely have them up in arms.

What a horrible person Flynt is. In case he hasn't noticed, Trig is a very healthy little boy, an absolute angel. Calling that beautiful child an "it" just shows how depraved and callous Flynt is.

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Finally! A 'Sarah Palin' Porn Flick

It'll probably sell more than Oliver Stone's idiotic Bush film. Take a wild guess who's behind this one.

"Lisa Ann, a 36-year-old adult movie actress from Huntington Beach, will play Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin in a video from porn mogul Larry Flynt's Hustler Video.

"Because Pedro wants to keep his job, we'll just give you clues to the movie's typically punny porn title: two words, the first a carpentry-based euphemism for sex, the second being "Paylin," a mispelling perhaps to dodge any legal assaults.

"We'll also skip around the plot, though expect cameos from actors playing "Condi Rice," "Hillary Clinton" and in what [we] think and hope is a clothed role, "Bill O'Reilly."

Please. Hillary Clinton? They might want that part on the cutting room floor. I'm sure Bill would volunteer for a cameo, though.

On the upside, at least we know which party has the more desirable women.