Definitive Sign of the Apocalypse

Please, make it stop.

The gossip apocalypse has arrived: Jon Gosselin and Nadya Suleman will be going on a date.

The "Jon & Kate Plus 8" star has reportedly agreed to appear in a cheesy new reality show in which he'll date Octomom Nadya Suleman, former "Cheaters" producer Bobby Goldstein told In Touch Weekly.

"I heard that Nadya has an insatiable desire to spend time with Jon and to put their families together," Goldstein said. "And I had the idea that this could be a very entertaining fiasco."

Though reps for both parties deny that any show is in the works, Goldstein says he will produce the pilot, called "Jon – Kate = Jon Octomom," with a former producer of "The Jerry Springer Show."

According to a press release, cameras will follow Gosselin "as he contemplates what hooking up with Octomom could really be like. He's totally creeped out by the idea that if they got married, they'd have 22 kids."

To increase the creep factor, the plotline for the 33-year-old single mom reveals that she will be so obsessed with the octodad, "she's already talking openly about the two of them getting married."

Looking to Cash In On Octomom Name

Considering this weirdo will probably be the only one to pop out eight kids at once, I'd say she's probably got a good shot at trademarking the name.

Nadya Suleman apparently wants to trademark the name "Octomom" which has dominated headlines in the US for nearly three months.

According to reports, the 33-year-old filed two applications with the US Patent and Trademark Office on April 10.

The applications said the divorced, unemployed mother of 14 wants to put the Octomom name on TV shows, clothing and nappies.

Speaking to radaronline.com at home with her babies, she said: "The reason I chose to do that is because I heard someone else did that in another state, Texas I think.

"I have no idea why someone who has no association or even knows me would take that name. I never invented that name - everyone else did."