Showing posts with label Odd News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Odd News. Show all posts

Monday, July 18, 2011

Fresh Out of Ideas, Young People Take Up "Owling"

A young man "owling" at his [former] place of employment.

I must be getting old. Apparently, there is an "owling" craze taking place right under my nose, and here I am utterly oblivious to the whole thing.
The bizarre internet craze of ‘planking’ is set to lose its cult online status to the increasingly popular trend of ‘owling’.

Hundreds of young people in America, Australia and now, Britain, have taken up the new ‘owling’ craze.

It consists of nothing more taxing than crouching on one's haunches and staring into the middle distance, like an owl.

Participants then take photos of themselves and post them on Facebook or on other social networking sites.

Extra kudos is earned for those who do it in unusual situations.

The trend is a development of the popular craze of ‘planking’ in which people would take pictures of themselves lying face down in strange locations.

However, in recent months ‘planking’ has become increasingly mainstream - and thus less popular on the trend-conscious internet.

Last month the celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay posted pictures of himself planking - a development that prompted trend-watchers to declare the craze ‘officially dead’.
‘Owling’ is believed to have started in Australia within the last few weeks.

Indeed, it is so new that the Wikipedia entry for ‘owling’ describes the practice as being a term used in the Middle Ages to describe the ‘the smuggling of sheep or wool from England to another country’.

Despite its relative youth, the owling craze already has two popular Facebook groups dedicated to it, onto which more than 1,000 people are listed as members.
More pictures here.

Cross-posted. Hat tip: Drudge.

Sunday, June 05, 2011

"Y'all Didn't Save My Kids No Damn Ice Cream and Cake"

It looks like we have discovered the anti-Michelle Obama.
Police arrested a man in South Memphis on Saturday after he allegedly threatened the host of a child’s birthday party with a gun because his children didn’t get any cake or ice cream.

Joseph Hayes, 48, was arrested in the 1300 block of Clementine late Saturday night and was charged with aggravated assault.

According to a police affidavit, Hayes became upset and began yelling at the victim because “Y’all didn’t save my kids no damn ice cream and cake.”

Hayes then left the party and went to his apartment.

According to the affidavit, he returned with a small black handgun tucked into the back of his pants, approached the host, lifted up his shirt and said, “I ain’t scared to go to jail, just take care of my kids."

The host then called police and said she was in fear of her life.

After being arrested, Hayes told police at 201 Poplar that he did not bring a gun to the party, just an object that looked like one when tucked in his pants, the affidavit says. Hayes’ bond is set at $30,000 and is scheduled to appear in court Monday.
Too bad there's no mug shot available yet. I'm sure this one would be a doozy.

Cross-posted.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Feel Good Story of the Day: Rapist Foiled When Victim Severs His Manhood

John Wayne Bobbitt could not be reached for comment.
DHAKA, Bangladesh - A 40-year-old Bangladeshi woman cut off a man's penis during an alleged attempted rape and took it to a police station as evidence, police in a remote part of the country said Monday.

The woman, a married mother of three, was attacked Saturday night while she was sleeping in her shanty in Jhalakathi district, some 120 miles south of Dhaka, officers said.

"As he tried to rape her, the lady cut his penis off with a knife. She then wrapped up the penis in a piece of polythene and brought it to the Jhalakathi police station as evidence of the crime," police chief Abul Khaer said.

The woman filed a case accusing the man -- who is also 40 and a married father of five -- of attempted rape, saying that he harassed her for six months.

The severed penis was kept at the police station, and the rape suspect was undergoing treatment in the hospital.
Rape suspect? Well, here's hoping she got the right guy.

h/t: Matthew Hurtt.

Cross-posted.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Naked Workouts: Nice Idea in Theory, But...

As Seinfeld once observed, there is "good naked" and "bad naked".

Here we definitely have a case of "bad naked." If you must, click to see - but trust me, you won't be doing yourself any favors.

One can just imagine the wild, jiggly scene going on over by the treadmills at this Spanish gym.
Easy Gym in the Basque region is the first gym in the country to offer special exercise sessions for nudists.

The workouts were thought up as a response to the nation's recession, which had hit gym membership, owner Merche Laseca told the BBC.

"With the crisis we noticed there were fewer people using the gym," he said.

"I'm not a nudist myself, though I have no problem with it. But this initiative is about the money."

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"Doing sport without clothes is natural - and much more comfy."
Well, sure. Doing lots of things without clothes is "natural and much more comfy." Tax returns, graphic design, carpentry - these things are all very doable in the nude.

But for most people this is not advisable.

Via Hot Air Headlines.

Cross-posted.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Plastic Surgeon Brings in Fake Boobs for Elementary School Career Day

Hey, at least it wasn't a penis enlargement.
HENRICO, VA (WWBT) – Some angry Henrico parents are demanding answers after their kids were allowed to feel a breast implant at school It was all a part of Shady Grove Elementary's Career Day last Friday, but some parents feel things went a bit too far.

We found out the kids were supposed to be learning about a career in plastic surgery, but some parents feel that is a bit too much for elementary students. They feel they should have been warned.

At Shady Grove Elementary School, it's a show and tell, many are still talking about. Some parents are outraged after a local plastic surgeon let students feel breast implants as part of his presentation.

"I would not have been happy with it nor would I have agreed with it," said Shady Grove parent, Jacquie Kelley.

And she's not the only one. Many parents have vented their frustration with the situation on Facebook.

"I'm still shocked and appalled that my 9-year-old saw and touched a breast implant," one parent writes.

"I'm shocked too," writes another parent. "That should have been discussed before presenting to the children!!"

"Career day sure isn't what it once was," adds another.



h/t: Sharp Elbows.

Friday, December 31, 2010

Yeah, That Happens a Lot: Man Arrested for Indecent Exposure Says He Was Just Trying to Get Tabasco Sauce Off His Crotch

I'm a little skeptical.

Men don't just accidentally spill spicy condiments on their private parts while in the vicinity of 17-year-old high school cheerleaders - do they?

I suppose on a plane, in sweats, its a plausible scenario, but...

Oh, c'mon! Seriously?
A man busted for indecent exposure after a teen girl said she saw him inappropriately touching himself on an airplane said he was just trying to get rid of the itch on his private parts after he spilled Tabasco sauce.

A 17-year-old high school cheerleader told police that on a flight from Salt Lake City to Lewiston, Idaho, she looked over to see 50-year-old Rafael Escamilla with one hand under his laptop and his "penis going side to side under the tray table that was down."

The girl then got up to go to the bathroom and took a different seat in the back of the plane. When she told her father about the incident, he told TSA officials who then summoned the Lewiston Police who arrested him on indecent exposure charges.

Once in handcuffs, Escamilla said the whole incident was a giant misunderstanding. The physical therapist told police that he had "spilled Tabasco sauce or something similar on his penis and had an incredible itch," according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

According to the police report, Escamilla said while he admitted rubbing his privates in public, they were never out of his jogging pants. In fact, he pleaded to cops, he tried to cover himself so the young woman "wouldn't see it."
Cross-posted.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Thank goodness Vick is in jail

Folks I don't know if it is something to do with our rapidly dwindling water supply here in Atlanta or what, but here are a couple of stories from just the last couple of days which have gotten mentioned on the national news.

Judge Asked to Rule Georgia Election Void Because of Transgender Candidate
SEX SCANDAL: Archbishop Admits Sleeping With Brother's Wife
Ga. Boys, 8 and 9, Charged With Rape
Women Raped Near MARTA Station
Probert Prostitution Charges Dropped
Police Looking For Team of Rapists
Don't ask me I just live here. At this point about the only thing we can say is "Hey, we ain't New Orleans".