Highbrow MSNBC Analyst: John Bolton is Such a Warmonger He'd Probably "Invade Uranus"

Is there a bigger meathead on MSNBC than Cenk Uygur? He's got a lot of competition for the honor, of course, but this clip gets his name in the discussion. Clearly, Uygur won some kind of 'next-person-off-the-D-train-becomes-an-MSNBC-host' lottery, because I can think of no other plausible explanation for his employment at the alleged news network.

Who does he think he is anyway, messing with the 'Stache? The 'Stache eats U.N. bureauweenies for lunch. He could devour a halfwit cable news mimbo like Uygur with both hands tied behind his back, blindfolded.

On the other hand, making a funny about 'Uranus' does seem almost sophisticated compared to Keith Olbermann's uninspired fart jokes. So at least it's a tiny step in the right direction.

They've now advanced to 3rd-grade humor at MSNBC!



Via Breitbart. Cross-posted.

Death Bed Nightmare: Barney Frank Ransacking Your Estate

T-minus 17 days until this corrupt nitwit is in the minority party.

Staring at the calendar doesn't make the time go by any faster, but I find it to be quite therapeutic nonetheless.

Click here to watch video

Via Breitbart. Cross-posted.

End of a Moronic Era: Olbermann Suspends "Worst Persons" Segment

I'll be expecting much better fart jokes now.



Via Mediaite. Cross-posted here.

zombie's America

No, he doesn't have too much time on his hands.

But some may believe otherwise because Orlando at FortHardKnox has created a nifty little video presentation for us all that is aptly titled,

zombie's America
Great job Orlando!

The species lunaticus moonbaticae will surely love you for the extra publicity generated for their cause.

Scouts lose; adults "simply moving forward"

In England, where the Scout movement originated, political correctness rears its ugly head.

For almost 70 years, Scouts and Guides have savoured their place of peaceful worship under the trees.

But no longer. The woodland chapel has been demolished - its wooden pews and rudimentary cross and altar removed. In its place is a campfire circle.

The change has been imposed by the Scout Association, which believes the chapel excludes non-Christian Scouts.

Damnable nitwits.