A Day That Will Live in Infamy: Kathie Lee Gifford's Broadway Debut

A real shame we're no longer entertained by this woman on a regular basis. I can't wait until she tells us how special 9/11 is to her.

Nearly as tacky is remembering someone who just died by pointing out she used to watch you. Let's forget the dead woman, it's all about me!

'By the Time I'm Sworn In, I Will Look the Part'

Well, the way the polls keep trending, he'll be sworn in in January. Whether he'll ever look the part is up for debate.

Still, a bit too cocky for my taste and a transparently lame attempt to appeal to older voters.

Despite being relatively young at 47 compared to rival Republican candidate John McCain's 72 years, Obama admitted his hair is ageing and he is willing to embrace his ashen colour.

The Illinois junior senator said he will refrain from dyeing his greying curls because he believes the visible signs of ageing will help him appeal to older voters.

He said this month: 'They want to see more grey hairs. I would point out that over the past 19 months, I've accumulated quite a few.'

Obama's barber in Chicago, Zariff, who has cut the presidential candidate's hair for 15 years, says his famous client started going grey three years ago.

He said: 'It has showed up a little bit more, especially in the past year...

'Well, if he’s under any stress, I don’t notice it. He’s pretty smooth when it comes to that.'

Zariff said he cuts Obama's hair once a week, at the cost of $21 a pop.

In July, a confident Obama said: 'The grey is coming quick. By the time I'm sworn in, I will look the part.'

Got to give him some props at least for not blowing hundreds of dollars on a haircut like Bill Clinton or John Edwards. And imagine my surprise that a guy named Zariff only charges $21.

Seriously, though, I don't think in the end your hair color is going to matter to people who take their vote seriously.

New Obama Logo: 'Buy American, Vote Obama'

Seems to be one of those weekly trial balloons.

The one unveiled last week inspired such ridicule, though wasn't as big a blunder as this.

Anyway, I doubt we'll see this one gain much traction either. After all, shouldn't a Buy American theme maybe have an American flag on it?