Clark Endorses Pantsuit

Fresh off calling General David Petraeus a liar, Mrs. Clinton has been endorsed by Wesley Clark.

That's sure to assuage the feelings of the military.

In a conference call plagued with technical problems today, retired Gen. Wesley K. Clark endorsed Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton’s candidacy for president.

“She’s a remarkable person. She’s had incredible experiences; she’s smart; she’s done her homework,” he said.

General Clark, an Arkansas native who served as NATO commander in her husband’s administration, ran an unsuccessful bid for the Democratic nomination in 2004. Speculation surrounded his intentions for 2008: He vowed not to make 2004’s mistake of announcing too late (a mistake some fear Fred D. Thompson has repeated on the G.O.P. side), but then never revealed his intentions one way or the other, passively removing himself from the running — until now.

Asked what role he will play in the campaign, General Clark said, “I haven’t considered anything like that.”

He'll play a hatchet-man used to portray The Pantsuit as being strong on military affairs, which is an absolute joke.