Questions for al-Zawahiri

OK, folks, there's only 24 hours left to submit your questions for the web chat with Al Qaeda's No. 2 terror honcho, Ayman al-Zawahiri.

This is sure to be a groundbreaking event, so be creative.

Osama bin Laden's top deputy, former Egyptian doctor Ayman al-Zawahiri, is taking questions from his friends and enemies alike on four al-Qaida-sanctioned jihadist Web sites. Providing a one-off advice column is just one way in which the international terrorist organization has adopted Web 2.0

Ayman al-Zawahiri, al-Qaida's No. 2 is planning an "open interview" on a handful of Islamic Web sites. The international terror network's propaganda arm announced the unusual event on Dec. 16, and there are only 24 hours left before questions are apparently going to be passed on to the terrorist leader.

Anyone interested -- regardless whether like-minded, brothers in arms, a member of the media, an organization or individual -- can pitch questions to the Egyptian terrorist mastermind. The administrators of four known jihadist Web sites have been authorized to collect and forward the questions, "unedited," they pledge, and "regardless of whether they are in support of or are against" the terrorist organization. Though it gave no details of how al-Zawahiri will respond to the Q&A, al-Qaida's al-Sahab propaganda division did say that the doctor-turned-terrorist would respond "as quickly as possible."

I have a few questions he may want to consider.

Would you like to publicly congratulate your No. 1 media supporter on winning the Fiskie and for his blogging at Daily Kos?

Any thoughts on the rumors of Britney Spears possibly converting to Islam?

Do you practice safe sex with your pet goat?

Any words of encouragement for Terrell Owens and Tony Romo?

How much has the Hollywood writers' strike affected your viewing habits?

How much aid and comfort does the New York Times provide you?

Are you as sick of these Ron Paul nuts as the rest of us?

Can you core a apple?

Your head seems a little big these days. Have you been using HGH?

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