Alert the PC Police

I don't even know how they reported this story without getting sued. I of course am adding some commentary.

A 22-year-old Atlanta man, distraught over not passing a high school equivalency test, committed suicide late Friday morning by jumping from the balcony of an 11th-floor apartment in Midtown, police said. [ed.- So he failed a GED test and killed himself]

The man, whose name was not made public Friday afternoon, had also been upset because he believed his boyfriend was more intelligent than he, Atlanta police Lt. Keith Meadows said. [ed. - Boyfriend?? Uh Oh notify the GLBT coalition, there had to be more then just failing a test]

The man and his boyfriend were talking in the apartment they shared in the Plaza Midtown condominium building when the man got a strange look on his face, walked onto the balcony and jumped, Meadows said. [ed.- The Midtown area of downtown Atlanta is the playground of the rich and famous. How was a non high school grad able to afford an apartment, er excuse me a condo which probably rents for between 100K - 1 million a year?]

He landed on the sidewalk in front of a restaurant in the building, which is in on West Peachtree Street north of 8th Street. [ed. - That can't be good for business]

The man had been living in the condo with his boyfriend since shortly after moving from Mexico in December, authorities said.[ed. - Mexico? Oh no now we have the open borders crowd to deal with]

So in one fell swoop we have a gay, Mexican, non high school grad who was obviously the boy toy of some rich dude flinging himself off of a balcony and ruining some folks breakfast.
I wonder how nervous the guy was writing this story. Probably the newest hire on the staff.