Dumb Crook From Minnesota Not Named Al Franken

Just too funny to pass on. According to this guy's own admission he robs for a living. He must be living in a cardboard box under an underpass then.

According to police reports, he then produced a roll of duct tape and ordered one employee to tie up the other. Then he ordered the bound employee to tie up the other. After the employees explained how that would be impossible, he tied up the second employee himself.

O'Neill said Kassa then led the two employees out the back door of the store, apparently overlooking the store's actual safe, which was unlatched at the time. He tried to destroy the store's security camera system; however, the cameras were linked to a central system outside the store.

Finally, the three exited through the back door, which automatically locked behind them.

And that is some of the smarter things this mental midget did.

Who says everything you read on a blog has to be serious?