Please. Hillary Clinton? They might want that part on the cutting room floor. I'm sure Bill would volunteer for a cameo, though."Lisa Ann, a 36-year-old adult movie actress from Huntington Beach, will play Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin in a video from porn mogul Larry Flynt's Hustler Video.
"Because Pedro wants to keep his job, we'll just give you clues to the movie's typically punny porn title: two words, the first a carpentry-based euphemism for sex, the second being "Paylin," a mispelling perhaps to dodge any legal assaults.
"We'll also skip around the plot, though expect cameos from actors playing "Condi Rice," "Hillary Clinton" and in what [we] think and hope is a clothed role, "Bill O'Reilly."
On the upside, at least we know which party has the more desirable women.
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