How do I know
Jodi Kantor is a whore? An anonymous tipster told me so. And that's all the evidence I need according to her
own standards of
decency.
"In order to assemble this barrage of petty and personal attacks, the New York Times employed tactics that are obviously unprofessional and almost certainly unethical. This campaign has obtained a copy of an email sent by New York Times reporter Jodi Kantor to a 16-year-old girl and friend of Bridget McCain, the youngest of the McCain children. Ms. Kantor sought to dupe the unsuspecting minor by soliciting 'advice' on how best to approach the story, as if a top-flight investigative reporter at the New York Times would need the assistance of an underage girl in writing a hit piece.
"The New York Times has stooped lower than this campaign ever imagined possible in an attempt to discredit a woman whose only apparent sin is being married to the man that would oppose that paper's preferred candidate, Barack Obama, in his quest for the Presidency. It is a black mark on the record of a paper that was once widely respected, but is now little more than a propaganda organ for the Democratic party. The New York Times has accused John McCain of running a dishonorable campaign, but today it is plain to see where the real dishonor lies."
So outraged by this vicious attack, the anonymous tipster decided she's had enough of this snotty whore Jodi Kantor and unleashed on her. She requested full anonymity, par for the course at the Times, so I decided to print the email here in its entirety while granting anonymity. I know, we in the blogosphere are usually held to higher standards than most news outlets, but I decided now it's time to play some hardball with the lowlife "journalists" and see how they like a taste of their own medicine.
Dear JWF,
As a highly respected member of the new media, I though you'd like to know what a truly loathsome whore Jodi Kantor is.
Did you know while she was at Columbia she personally to me she was going to screw her way to the top? I mean, seriously, how else would a 27-year-old whore get a hot gig at the New York Times without sleeping around? It's laughable. She supposedly had a "correspondence" with Frank Rich and then (voila!) she's hired by Howell Raines? C'mon, who is this whore kidding. For months she had three-ways with Rich and Raines before they finally decided they had enough of abusing the whore and decided they got their money's worth so they put her on the payroll. As if her "writing" skills got here there. (As an aside, she said Rich one night overdosed on Viagra and set the four-hour standard. She said it was hilarious when they couldn't remove the dog collar before the paramedics arrived.) This was right after the Jayson Blair scandal and the Times was desperate to repair their image. You'll notice Bill Keller claimed "I love her intelligence and vivacity." I guess vivacity is a euphemism for her ability to suck off multiple guys without coming up for air. She even admitted "I never thought I could make it as a journalist." Well, duh, when your only talent is being a receptacle for limp-dicked journalists without any abilities other than to fall to your knees, you know how the game works. Well, after passing herself around the Times' newsroom, she finally married some poor schlub there who has no idea how she managed to get so far. And you should have seen that wedding. Oy! Totally tacky.
I could go on for days here (you wouldn't believe how many guys she banged in high school, for example), but I don't want to be too harsh on her. But please do not tell anyone who I am, otherwise my job here at the Times might be jeopardized.
"Mindy"
Thanks for writing, "Mindy" and don't worry, we'll protect your anonymity.
No comments:
Post a Comment