Palin Derangement Syndrome Spreads to Europe, French Hardest Hit

Another washed-up Eurotrash celebutard of some renown has deigned to offer her sage advice to the great unwashed here in America.

French film legend-turned-activist Brigitte Bardot took a swipe at Sarah Palin on Tuesday, saying the US vice presidential candidate was a disgrace to women.

"I hope you lose these elections because that would be a victory for the world," Bardot wrote in an open letter to Republican John McCain's running mate in the November vote.

"By denying the responsibility of man in global warming, by advocating gun rights and making statements that are disconcertingly stupid, you are a disgrace to women and you alone represent a terrible threat, a true environmental catastrophe," wrote Bardot.

Nothing like subtly understating your case.

I hear Bardot used to be a pretty hot dish back in the 60s, but I was only 8 years old back then.

Oh wait, that wasn't until the 70s.

Nevermind. Whatever the case, she looks like eight miles of bad road now. She's probably just pissed everyone's got the hots for Palin.

But wait, the hag wasn't finished.

In a final salvo against Gov Palin, the 74-year-old ex-star picked up on Palin's depiction of herself as a pitbull wearing lipstick and said she "implored" her not to compare herself to dogs.

"I know them well and I can assure you that no pitbull, no dog, nor any other animal for that matter is as dangerous as you are," Bardot wrote.

Seriously, where did this assumption Palin is so dangerous come from? I understand strange people are losing sleep and all, but what on earth has she done to be portrayed as the greatest menace to this planet? What is it? The hair? The accent? The choice of lip gloss? Please, someone help me out here!