Washed-Up Old Man Makes Fun of McCain's Age

This photo alone negated John Kerry's right to ever crack jokes about anyone.

The fact he comes up with a cheesy line about John McCain's age just further reveal what a puerile, smug, elitist punk he is.

Kerry tried to relay to the audience what it is like to face the press corps' inquiries.

"I don't know if any of you know what it's like. I do, obviously," he said. "I've been asked all of those brilliant questions that were repeated this year."

"Barack got asked the famous boxers or briefs question," Kerry went on. "I was tempted to say commando."

The senator said Obama successfully parried that question but that John McCain, the GOP nominee, had some problems.

"Then they asked McCain and McCain said, ‘Depends,'" Kerry said to lots of laughter from the crowd.

Pure hilarity.

If Mama T ever cuts off the money spigot, Johnny Nuance may want to have some Depends available himself.

And to think, this pantload is in line to be Secretary of State. God help us.

Via Hot Air.