Eau de Paulie Walnuts: 'It Reminds Me of a Hard Night'

Do you really want to smell like this guy?

On the upside, at least there isn't a cologne coming out named Big Pussy.

Aqua Di Gio it ain't - not even close.

But Tony "Paulie Walnuts" Sirico's new cologne "Paolo Per Uomo" smells like every lasagna-loving, spaghetti-slurping mob-boss wannabe or cheap imitation consigliere.

And, like the end of "The Sopranos," it stinks.

Aggressive, cheesy and overpowering - just like its inspiration - "Paolo" is not suitable if you're going out on a hit. The feds would smell you from miles away and the scent would linger for hours.

A hit with the ladies? Fuhgeddaboutit.

The Post did a smell test in Times Square where Rachael Dulitz, 31, a teacher in Washington Heights, said, "It's powerful. It's way too much. If you put it on, you have to air yourself out."

And 22-year-old actor Kristin Stewart of Astoria was not impressed.

"It reminds me of a hard night," she said.