Foreign Celebutards Promise to Leave the U.S. If McCain Wins

Yawn. The same nonsense every election cycle. Egomaniacal celebrities have a temper tantrum and announce they'll be leaving the country if they don't get their way.

Yet none of them ever, you know, actually leave.

This one is most amusing since it's a couple who aren't even Americans promising to pack up and leave.

DLTDHYOTWO, idiots.

Celebrity power couple Heidi Klum and husband Seal said they'd leave the US if Republican candidate John McCain wins the presidential race, Seal told Vanity Fair magazine.

"If McCain is elected and America staggers on further towards the abyss, then we will leave the country," he said. "That is not a problem for us."

Although unable to vote in the forthcoming election, the British singer said he feels certain the country he and Klum now call home -- for now -- is ready for a change.

Although Seal said he doesn't idolize McCain's Democratic rival Barack Obama like some, he did admit, "There is no doubt that he is a great man, and I would put a cross next to his name immediately, if I could."

How about shutting the fuck up and going back to Britain?