D'oh! Murdering Scum O.J. Would've Gotten Less Time With a Plea Deal

Of course it it weren't for the black racist LA jury back in 1995, he'd have already been in jail for life. But this arrogant prick was too stupid to realize when he had a good deal.

Now, hopefully, he rots in prison.

O.J. Simpson is headed to prison for at least nine years, but a prosecutor says the former football star could have spent less time behind bars if he had accepted a plea deal before he was convicted.

Clark County District Attorney David Roger said Simpson was offered a deal for less prison time than the nine- to 33-year prison terms the graying former football star was sentenced to on Friday for kidnapping and assaulting two sports memorabilia dealers with a deadly weapon.

"Mr. Simpson wanted something just short of a public apology," Roger said. "We didn't think that was appropriate."

Roger did not offer specifics of the deal and Simpson's defense lawyers declined to discuss details.