Now You Too Can Be a Jocksniffer: Authentic Game-Used Underwear for Sale

A little something for that truly devoted fan in your life. A true sign of the apocalypse.

Got a Yankees fan on your Christmas list? Or maybe a Red Sox groupie you want to aggravate? Well, why just buy them an A-Rod shirt when you can get Alex Rodriguez’s authentic game-used underwear????

Now there’s a gift that keeps on giving!

Phil Castinetti of SportsWorld in Saugus has gotten his mitts on some All-Star undies - A-Rod’s, Kevin Youkilis and Josh Beckett’s - and he’s selling them on eBay starting today.

So, Phil, are the Major League unmentionables actually game-used?

“Oh, they’re used,” he said.

Ew.

BTW, A-Rod’s UnderArmor is size XL. But since he’s dating Madonna you already knew that.

Now Phil doesn’t want to divulge how he procured the panties but we are told that at the end of the season the Sox clean out the Fenway lockers and throw out all the abandoned stuff. Which is promptly retrieved by some enterprising dumpster divers!