Breakthrough for Mankind: Underwear for Lefties

That's left-handed men, not those on the left side of the political spectrum, many of whom probably don't ever wear underwear to begin with judging by the looks of them and the foul odors emanating from their direction.

PANTS designed for lefties have gone on sale in the UK for the first time — saving men up to three potentially vital seconds when visiting the loo.
The ground-breaking underwear will have an opening slit made HORIZONTALLY at the top of the gusset, instead of the right-hand side.

It means left-handed men won't get left behind when they fumble for access in front of the urinal.

The new design — sold online by department store Debenhams — has broken a pant-making tradition which has lasted almost 75 years.

Debenhams head of men's accessories, Rob Faucherand, said: "In our view this is a vital step toward equality for left-handed men.

"We see no reason why an accident of birth should dictate the type of underpants you can wear for the rest of your life.