'At Least I Kept My Mouth Shut'

An odd choice of words coming from a prostitute, especially one who was more than willing to blab to anyone just a year or so ago. According to our records, however, she may well be the only woman out there who hasn't slept with Tiger Woods.

Ashley Dupre is teed off at all those Tiger Woods mistresses coming out of the woodwork.

First of all, these gals are taking money and gifts while seeing a high-powered celeb, the infamous escort griped yesterday to The Post. Then, they're blabbing all about it in exchange for money.

Hey, who's ho-ing now?

"My case in point," the call-girl-turned-singer/author/model wrote The Post in a text message yesterday.

"Here you have all these girls accepting gifts, money, trips from Tiger in exchange for sex -- all the while knowing he is married.

"And now they all can't wait to tell their stories in exchange for even more money from the tabloids?

"And I was the hooker? At least I kept my mouth shut."

It's not the first time Dupre -- the high-priced call girl whose $4,300 tryst with "Client No. 9" led to the political downfall of Gov. Eliot Spitzer -- has gone on such a rant.

In September, she also railed against all the women who passed judgment on her, despite their own mercenary relationships with monied men.

"I'm often referred to as the 'woman who brought down the governor' -- excuse me, people, I didn't call the tabloids," Dupre said then.

"I didn't blow the whistle, and I didn't save 'the dress,' " she wrote, a reference to Monica Lewinsky. "I did nothing to shine a light on my indiscretions or to 'out' anyone else."

Meanwhile, it appears Ho #1, Rachel Uchitel, was wise to hire Gloria Allred. I'm wondering what Allred's cut of the payoff was. You can tell Rachel has certain, um, assets that attracted Tiger.

Tiger Woods is ready to shell out seven figures to keep a homewrecking mistress quiet -- while a "renup" of his prenup could cost him tens of millions more, it emerged yesterday.

New York nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel was just hours away from dishing about her alleged sexploits with the disgraced golf great when she abruptly clammed up, canceling a midday press conference after reportedly talking to Tiger's reps.

Meanwhile, Woods was in negotiations with his stunning Swedish-model wife, Elin Nordegren, to up the stakes of their prenuptial agreement -- replete with sports-contract-like incentives that would keep her standing by her man.

A couple of questions for the men out there. Would you be willing to throw away millions for cheating on this young lady? Would you be crazy enough to cheat on her?

Seriously, if you came home to her every night, would you be dumb enough to stray? Especially if she could kick your ass?

Word has it she can walk with at least $80 million and possibly up to $300 million and the timing is perfect since I may be in the market for a hot Swedish nanny.