Thursday, January 14, 2010

Europeans Taking Bets on Sarah Palin


There is a reason why the phrase "drunken Irishman" has become a staple of our culture, not all of the reasons are linked to Teddy Kennedy either.

Seems an Irish bookmaking company, Paddy Power, is now taking bets on which group Sarahcuda will offend first. It seems to me they are setting the bar kind of low by including Muslims on it. The very presence of Ms Palin not wearing a hefty bag is enough to offend a large swath of the Muslim community.

Here are the current odds:
4/1 Gay/Lesbian/Bi-sexual
6/1 African American
6/1 Muslims
8/1 Single parents
10/1 Senior Citizens
10/1 The Poor
12/1 Arab Americans
14/1 Jews
16/1 Native Americans
16/1 Third World countries
18/1 Christians
20/1 Irish
20/1 The infirm

Like I said some of the perpetually outraged included on the list seem like no brainers, but then again the competition is for the first group to be offended.

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