'I Want Him To Get Caught Because I Want To Smack Him'

Let's hear it for Flo Critelli, a 91-year-old who took on some thug and is looking to beat him down.

A feisty 91-year-old Long Island pharmacy cashier fought with a robber who knocked her down -- then insisted on finishing her work shift.

"I want him to get caught because I want to smack him," said Florence Critelli after completing her day's work at the Rite Aid Pharmacy in East Northport.

Critelli was behind the register just before 11 a.m. when a man gave her a dollar for a candy bar.

When she opened the register to get his change, the thief reached over and helped himself to a handful of cash.

Critelli leaped into action.

"I grabbed his hand to stop him from taking the money and I just screamed," she said.

The brutal bandit then punched her in the chest, knocking her to the floor, and then ran out of the store with an unknown amount of cash.

"He hit me good," Critelli said. "But it didn't hurt."

Geez, this guy sounds like a real pussy. Probably some strung-out leftwing slacker.

Cops describe her assailant as white, clean-shaven, about 5 feet, 8 inches tall, with a thin build. He sports tattoos of rings on his fingers.

"He looked pretty dirty, Critelli said.

Shouldn't be hard to find. Let's hope Flo gets to slap him around.