I figured it would have been a fulltime devotion to being a tree-hugger or something. But who expected a soft-core porn career?
This guy brings the snark.
It could just be a sympathetic reaction but to me it looks like Sting is sucking in his gut. Anyway, the slightly-too-obvious-to-qualify-as-coy reference to the singer's masculine equipage still being up to its marital tasks is a bit of a dud, isn't it?If you need more photos, here you go. First mention of "I'd still hit that" can't be far off.
Further deep thoughts from the happy couple here.