Andreas Muller, 39, has gone to extreme lengths to win himself a car - having the word ‘Mini’ tattooed on to his penis.They ought to tattoo the word "dumb" on his ass while they're at it. Now I could almost see someone doing this if it was to win a Viper. But a Mini???
The crazy German decided to have the rather painful tattoo after a radio station ran a competition to win a £20,000 Mini Cooper.
The brief: whoever pulled the craziest stunt to get the car would win.
Unsurprisingly, Muller’s offer to have the car manufacturer’s name branded on to his penis topped the list of crazy suggestions.
‘There were a lot of crazy stunts put forward by listeners, but Andreas won by a short head,’ said one of the competition’s organisers.
Radio listeners were then treated to Muller’s cries of agony while the unique piece of branding was created.
Photos at the link if you really need to see the evidence.