What a Guy: Hitler Ordered Blow-Up Sex Dolls for Nazi Soldiers

I suppose when you're busy slaughtering millions you have to keep the men in tip-top shape. Especially after they're busy cavorting with French hookers.

ADOLF Hitler ordered blow-up dolls for his troops because so many caught sex diseases from prostitutes, The Sun reported today.

Records revealed Nazi scientists developed the "synthetic comforters" for German soldiers who were regularly hustling in Paris. The problem was so bad it was keeping many of the troops from their frontline duties.

The World War Two project began in 1940 after SS chief Heinrich Himmler wrote, "The greatest danger in Paris is the widespread and uncontrolled presence of whores, picking up clients in bars, dance halls and other places. It is our duty to prevent soldiers from risking their health for the sake of a quick adventure."

Hitler personally approved the plan for the blonde and blue-eyed "gynoid" dolls, which were small enough to fit into a backpack. They were tested by soldiers in Nazi-occupied Jersey.

Himmler was so impressed he ordered 50 for his own troops.

But in 1942 the project was halted when German soldiers refused to carry the dolls because of the potential embarrassment if they were captured by the enemy.

No shame in the wanton slaughter of innocents, but be caught with a blow-up doll? Nobody could handle such humiliation.