Un-Funnyman Bill Maher Officially Runs Out of Material, Now Just Taking Vulgar Potshots at Sarah Palin

Keith Olbermann's fart jokes suddenly seem classy and even witty by comparison.

The worst part of this is that it sounds like the half-soused rabble in the HBO "Real Time" audience are really lapping up Maher's pathetic act.

Oh, they're not liquored up? Then what's their excuse?



Via Newsbusters. Cross-posted.

Liberal Racist Bill Maher Drops the N-Bomb

This knuckledragger calls Republicans racist then uses the N-word himself. Notice the decrepit Larry King laughs when he slanders Republicans.

Via Jim Treacher.

Curious how silent the liberal media is over this.

Why Garofalo's Comments Are Dangerous

So Janeane Garofalo once again went on the show "Real Time" with Bill Maher on HBO and continued her insane assertions that the people who have filled the street at venues all across this country this summer at events known as Tea Parties are nothing more then Klan members without the hoods.


Sure, nobody watches that show and most people could care less what Garofalo has to say, but there is a segment in this country that does listen, and that is what makes her comments, and those of others who spew the racism crap, dangerous.

The disaffected African-American youth in this country who are looking for any sort of reason to justify their anti-social behavior will latch onto such screeds as a defense. We have already allowed people in this country to blame their condition in life, that they find themselves in, on everything but themselves. It is always some sort of external force that is to blame for not achieving everything they hoped to achieve, or in what has become an overused word--fair.

If people were paying attention they would notice that the high achievers in our society almost never come out and say the reason they got to where they at is because somebody gave it to them. If success comes from hard work, a willingness to put in the extra hours, maybe taking a risk or two, and always working to improve their skills then what do people who don't rise to such lofty heights attribute their lack of success to? Listen to the people who feel they have been left behind and they will almost never cite any of those success factors as a reason of their lack of success. They blame mommy and daddy, the red haired girl in second grade or not getting the winning lottery ticket.

Most of us have indeed worked hard, suffered some setbacks or obstacles, but it is our response to the hardships that determine what we achieve.

When Garofalo gets on TV and starts spouting her racist crap it gives those who feel that their condition in life is not due to anything they have done, but to another group that is the formula for trouble.

My question for the African-American community is the one I have always had. Why is it that every other group of immigrants who come to this country, including those from Africa but not born in this country, manage to achieve the American dream and seem able to made life better for each succeeding generation but you can't?

Garofalo of course uses the new snarky word that the loony liberals have fallen in love with, to label the Tea Party attendees, one which most Tea Party attendees had no idea what it meant and needed the deviants on the left explain to the rest of the world. The fact that liberals knew what that word meant without looking it up says more about them then it does the people they are trying to smear.

Garofalo may be trying to shut up the people opposed to the massive government takeover that is being attempted in this country by shaming the people speaking out, but playing the race card has all but lost any sort of power it may have had from being overused. Instead, her comments will be used by those on the other side to justify any actions they take against the racists they see in their midst, and then will Garofalo step up and accept responsibility for stoking the flames? The left is very quick to blame every unsolved homicide in this country on right wing radio or Fox News, but what will happen if the actions start happening to the very people she is working so hard to demonize? She is after all giving them an excuse to attack citizens who attend a tea party, but I am not so sure the Garofalo defense will go too far in a court of law.

I wonder what her position is on raping 13-year-old girls or having threesomes with 15-year-olds is.

I am hoping some intrepid Internet maven will find a video clip of Garefalo's appearance and if I find one I will post it. I saw sections of her appearance on Fox and Friends this morning.

UPDATE: Found the video courtesy of Newsbusters. Hmmm, I wonder why she left out the 9/11 Troofers in her criticism?

Linked at Instapundit and Big Hollywood. Thanks!

Bill Maher Rips Off Jonah Goldberg

Lame. Very lame. I guess when you're a third-rate hack comedian, you have to lift your material from somewhere.

IS Bill Maher a phrase lifter? Jonah Goldberg, a contributor to The Post's Op-Ed pages, tells us he's used the line, "spending money like a pimp with a week to live," in reference to George W. Bush and the GOP Congress, for years - long before the HBO comic started saying it. "I'm fairly certain I made it up," Goldberg says. "Nexis-Lexis says my first - and the first - usage was in 2001. Every other usage, until Maher, is attributed to me as well. I'm not hugely proud of the phrase and I don't really care much that he's using it - but pointing out Maher's unoriginality is modestly enjoyable."

Affleck in Tirade Over Cowardly Democrats

Washed-up actor and political moron Ben Affleck unleashed an angry diatribe about the weak-kneed Democrats while appearing on Bill Maher's show Friday. Via NewsBusters and Ms. Underestimated.

AFFLECK: I’m going to do it right now, because, you know what’s funny that you’re not going to give away? The Democrats live in fear of basically, you know, being called cowards. Of looking soft on military. Of looking like pussies, basically. We’re afraid that somebody’s going to call us a pussy. That somebody’s going to criticize us. And these people got elected basically on opposing the war. They got sent to Washington to oppose the war. They went there to make a vote on opposing the war. And then, when they got sent back the bill to, you know, and they were told, “Look, you know, the president’s not going to, you know, you have to put these, uh, you know, timelines in there, you know, you’re either going to vote for or against this measure that says, you have to, if you want this money, you have to give us timelines to get out of Iraq. Are you going to be for this or against it?”

They were afraid that if they basically sent it back to the President and said, “No, we need the timelines.” And they left, for Memorial Day vacation. And when they left, the President would criticize them when they went on vacation for not supporting the troops. In other words…while they were on vacation, they were afraid of being criticized. So rather, out of a fear of being criticized, they sacrificed their core political beliefs. And they wonder why people call them fucking weak.

He's right, you know, they are weak.

More Wisdom From Spicoli

The idiot Sean Penn is at it again, this time babbling away with the odious Bill Maher.

Via NewsBusters.

Recently, when President Ford died, there was a lot of revisionist discussion about his pardoning of Richard Nixon. And in most cases, both Democrats and Republicans got on talk shows and said that as it turned out, it turned to be, it was a great unifier for the country. At the time, the country was very divided, chaos.

And, I think it’s really quite the opposite. That when you have a precedent set like that, and you have somebody, George Tenet, acknowledging in his book, that he knew that the Administration was deceiving the American people into a situation that is murdering young men and women from this country and others, that George Tenet and Dick Cheney and Condoleezza Rice and George Bush et al should be in fucking jail.

What a moron.

Coulter and Maher Shoot It Out

I really detest Bill Maher, but enjoy Ann Coulter, her latest CPAC incident notwithstanding. So who better to bring the two together than Iowahawk, who presents the Iowahawk Online Community Issues Forum Special.

For the feint of heart, remember: this is satire.

Let's Tone It Down, People

ANN: Hello, I'm syndicated columnist and best-selling author Ann Coulter.

BILL: And I'm Bill Maher, host of HBO's "Real Time."

ANN: Today we want to talk to you about an issue that concerns both of us: the deterioration of civility in American politics.

BILL: That's right Ann, you anorexic Nazi whore. Even though we are on opposite sides of the political fence we can both agree that Americans of all political stripes need to start walking back from the hateful rhetoric that unfortunately characterizes much of our contemporary political discussion.

ANN: I couldn't agree more Bill, you syphillitic commie scumnozzle. Because whether they are normal patriotic Americans or mincing San Francisco fudgepackers, all citizens of this country need to think first before using words intended to hurt or offend others.

BILL: Ann, there was once a time -- long before you were performing donkey shows for the Halliburton 9-11 planning committee -- when a talk show host could freely discuss the merits of killing various Christofascist neocon government officials without fear of reprisal. Sadly, today, that kind of honest, open debate can often result in a McCarthyite witch hunt from self-appointed censors who would crush our constitutional right to fantasy assassination role-play -- under the jackboot of their hateful and rude complaint letters.

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