Sorry Sarah, But I Need Our Relationship To Move To The Next Level

I am in 100% agreement with Laura and Ann on this matter. These are serious times and most Americans are looking for a serious candidate to be our next president. I recall a while back having some little Twitter discussions about Sarah Palins viability as a candidate, and even back then I expressed my reservations about here actually being able to bring something to the table. I think her role now is best described as a conservative activist who can highlight the issues and prod politicians on both sides to present their ideas for problems that she spotlights, and in that regard I feel like she is more in touch with heartland Americans then most politicians, but that does not mean I consider her presidential material.

The biggest problem with writing about Sarah is that her defenders will immediately leap to her defense and her detractors will quickly point to how even conservatives are deserting her. Just to be clear, nobody is deserting anybody here, it is just I don't feel she is ready for the highest office in the land right now. It will be important for the other candidates to listen to her and her followers, since their allegiance is second only to the Paulians.

Look maybe it is just because I am a guy and don't like getting strung along very long in my relationships. Love you Sarah, mean it, but I need to move on. I would hope that very soon she would make it clear, just like Governor Christie has done, that she is not running and channel all that energy and all those followers into something productive to help Republicans elect a qualified person to the White House who can not only go about reversing the damage done by the current SCOAMF, but getting the ship on the right path once again. I am not even sure how much of a role I want her to play during the primaries in regards to endorsing one candidate over another. In that regard she holds a unique position within conservative circles. I tend to ignore endorsements during primaries anyway since everybody gets them and being the independent sort of cuss that I am I ain't impressed. Let her get behind whoever comes out of the primary, but in the meantime I would ask for her not to suck anymore oxygen out of the room so that the declared candidates can get their message out. Being the center of media attention is not Sarah's fault, it is the media's fault. They are the one's with the obsession, which borders on unhealthy at times.

It takes quite a lot of effort, time, and space to turn an aircraft carrier around in the open waters and it will be the same with our country.

Look on the bright side folks. On the conservative side we have Laura, Ann, and Sarah and the liberals have Debbie Wasshername Schultz, Grandma Nancy, and Mouthy Maxine. I certainly know who I want trying to get my attention.

Ann-imals

Who could pass this up? Ann Coulter and clips of cute, cuddly little animals is a match made in heaven. Of course her friends on the left who are deeply devoted to improving the political dialogue in the country will immediately spout some garbage about her killing puppies. What can you do?

There is a language warning. Hey it is from a show that comes on 3 AM afterall and manages to pull in higher ratings then shows on those other cable news channels can during prime time.

Tea-bagging Parties: 'Cocktail Hour at Barney Frank's Condo'

Ouch. Leave it to Ann Coulter to crush the idiotic media twits and their juvenile refernces to tea-bagging.

I had no idea how important this week's nationwide anti-tax tea parties were until hearing liberals denounce them with such ferocity. The New York Times' Paul Krugman wrote a column attacking the tea parties, apologizing for making fun of "crazy people." It's OK, Paul, you're allowed to do that for the same reason Jews can make fun of Jews.

On MSNBC, hosts Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow have been tittering over the similarity of the name "tea parties" to an obscure homosexual sexual practice known as "tea bagging." Night after night, they sneer at Republicans for being so stupid as to call their rallies "tea bagging."

Every host on Air America and every unbathed, basement-dwelling loser on the left wing blogosphere has spent the last week making jokes about tea bagging, a practice they show a surprising degree of familiarity with.

Except no one is calling the tea parties "tea bagging" -- except Olbermann and Maddow. Republicans call them "tea parties."

But if the Republicans were calling them "tea-bagging parties," the MSNBC hosts would have a fantastically hilarious segment for viewers in San Francisco and the West Village and not anyplace else in the rest of the country. On the other hand, they're not called "tea-bagging parties." (That, of course refers to the cocktail hour at Barney Frank's condo in Georgetown.)
You know what else would be hilarious? It would be hilarious if Hillary Clinton's name were "Ima Douche." Unfortunately, it's not. It was just a dream. Most people would wake up, realize it was just a dream and scrap the joke. Not MSNBC hosts.

The point of the tea parties is to note the fact that the Democrats' modus operandi is to lead voters to believe they are no more likely to raise taxes than Republicans, get elected and immediately raise taxes.

Read the rest.

Incredibly Annoying Actor to Play Incredibly Annoying Media Whore

Somehow this slipped by me last month, but when you think about it, it's perfect casting.

The Daily Beast site has an alleged scoop today that the long-in-the-works movie based on Valerie Plame's memoir is ready to go into production, with Naomi Watts as the former CIA operative and Sean Penn now signed to play her husband.

Good grief. You can pretty much give him the Oscar now and be done with the drame.

Anyway, I noticed it here, as the director was trying to rope Ann Coulter into a role in the film.

ANN Coulter is too smart to be lured into a movie where she'd be made to look foolish. The leggy conservative has turned down an offer from director Doug Liman to appear in "Fair Game," his left-leaning film about the Valerie Plame affair starring Naomi Watts as the CIA agent whose cover was blown by columnist Robert Novak. Sean Penn, who plays Plame's underemployed husband Joseph Wilson, was pushing to have Coulter in a scene where she'd be screaming invectives at him.

Meghan McCain: Can Someone Please Pay Attention To Me?

The daughter of failed presidential candidate John McCain fancies herself some sort of gadlfy these days and now dares to go where few dare to tread: She criticizes Ann Coulter. Talk about taking a bold leap into the public consciousness.

Looking like a maverick-off-the-old-block, Meghan McCain yesterday laid into conservative lightning rod Ann Coulter, calling her "offensive, radical, insulting, and confusing."

Writing in her regular column for thedailybeast.com, McCain, daughter of Republican Sen. John McCain, complained that Coulter is among "certain" GOP women who "continue to perpetuate negative stereotypes about Republicans.

"I straight up don't understand this woman or her popularity," McCain wrote.

"I find her offensive, radical, insulting and confusing all at the same time."

Perhaps if she understood those big words Coulter uses she wouldn't be so confused. Here's a suggestion: Don't read her, you twit.

I'm breathlessly awaiting this girl's next column when she leaps into the Rush Limbaugh kerfuffle.

Ann Coulter On Larry King, Guest-Hosted by Joy Behar (VIDEOS)

Well, isn't this a whole bunch of fun? I was quite amused watching this tonight. I hope you, too, get the same feeling as did I. Is it anyone else but me that thinks Joy is flummoxed by Ann's vocabulary and historical references? Joy tries flippantly to laugh things off, but it's not too convincing.

Here ya go, folks. Enjoy!







There was no contest here. Even Joy's "comedic" skills were like a dull bowling alley shoe compared to Ann's Marine high-gloss dress shoe; I could see my reflection in Ann, but looking at Joy all I could see was swamp water. Heh.

And there's a HILARIOUS P.S. to this Larry King appearance.



Today on The View, Whoopi prompted Joy to promote her guesting for Larry tonight, and Barbara asked Joy about Ann "Are you going to take her on?", to which Joy replied "When you're sitting for Larry, you're objective more or less. I don't give my opinion as much on that show. So I'm perfectly capable of being neutral, but I will question her. Seriously I can!"

Even Whoopi rolled her eyes at THAT one. And as you can see by the previous videos, she was anything but objective. But then again, who expects liberals to keep their word? What a concept...someone keeping their word.

Video: Coulter, Skeletor and Sniveling Traitor With Dr. Phil

Most excellent video grab from Ms. Underestimated. The sneering disdain for Scott McClellan shown by Coulter is priceless. Scroll to around the 9:00 mark for the good stuff.

Coulter is very well received by the audience.

Coulter Gangsterslaps Matt Lauer

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She's got much bigger balls than the Chia Pet. She starts off snarky by noting NBC has had to retract stories in the past and then the fun really starts. Poor, delicate Lauer, he's upset by the tone in her book. Oooh.

Enjoy.

The Media 'Literally Wanted to Have Sex With Him'

There certainly is no denying that. The ever-charming Ann Coulter saves her best for Michelle Obama, however.

Right-wing flame thrower Ann Coulter blasts incoming First Lady Michelle Obama as a freakish Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis imitator in a book to be published next week.

In her latest screed, titled "Guilty: Liberal 'Victims' and their Assault on America," Coulter accuses the liberal left of playing the victim when in fact, she argues, they are the victimizers.

As usual, Coulter throws plenty of bombs herself.

Lashing out at the President-elect's wife, Coulter wrote, "Her obvious imitation of Jackie O's style - the flipped-under hair, the sleeveless A-line dresses, the short strands of fake pearls - would have been laughable if done by anyone other than a media-designated saint."

Indeed, if I see another story designating her as the first lady of fashion I'll puke.

Coulter facetiously and snidely refers to Michelle Obama as a "saint" and "Mother Teresa" and suggests that her public service career "advanced in lockstep with the political advancement of her husband."

In the book, Coulter repeatedly refers to the President-elect as "B. Hussein Obama" and complains that the media "literally wanted to have sex with him."

Ann Coulter would campaign for Hillary

Here is a clip from Hannity and Colmes last night in which Ann says that if McCain is the Republican candidate she would not only vote for Hillary but she would campaign for her.
It remains to be seen if this good or bad news for either candidate but I can hear the heads popping in the nutroots community when Ann says Hillary is more conservative then McCain.
Folks it is getting bad on the Republican side of the aisle. I wonder if Johnny Boy ever feels the need to "reach across the aisle" to conservatives or at this point does he realize he can win without them?

Fred fix for today

And Ann Coulter is going with Mitt Romney. There is quite a discussion going on over at Hot Air.

Coulter and Maher Shoot It Out

I really detest Bill Maher, but enjoy Ann Coulter, her latest CPAC incident notwithstanding. So who better to bring the two together than Iowahawk, who presents the Iowahawk Online Community Issues Forum Special.

For the feint of heart, remember: this is satire.

Let's Tone It Down, People

ANN: Hello, I'm syndicated columnist and best-selling author Ann Coulter.

BILL: And I'm Bill Maher, host of HBO's "Real Time."

ANN: Today we want to talk to you about an issue that concerns both of us: the deterioration of civility in American politics.

BILL: That's right Ann, you anorexic Nazi whore. Even though we are on opposite sides of the political fence we can both agree that Americans of all political stripes need to start walking back from the hateful rhetoric that unfortunately characterizes much of our contemporary political discussion.

ANN: I couldn't agree more Bill, you syphillitic commie scumnozzle. Because whether they are normal patriotic Americans or mincing San Francisco fudgepackers, all citizens of this country need to think first before using words intended to hurt or offend others.

BILL: Ann, there was once a time -- long before you were performing donkey shows for the Halliburton 9-11 planning committee -- when a talk show host could freely discuss the merits of killing various Christofascist neocon government officials without fear of reprisal. Sadly, today, that kind of honest, open debate can often result in a McCarthyite witch hunt from self-appointed censors who would crush our constitutional right to fantasy assassination role-play -- under the jackboot of their hateful and rude complaint letters.

Keep reading.

Liberal Bigots Feign Outrage

A woman known for making provocative statements makes a provocative statement and the feigned indignation follows.

After her comments, Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean issued a press release expressing his outrage. Dean called Coulter’s remarks ‘hate-filled and bigoted.’

“While Democrats and Republicans may disagree on the issues, we should all be able to agree that this kind of vile rhetoric is out of bounds. The American people want a serious, thoughtful debate of the issues,” the press release read.

Please. Coming from a clown like Dean, it's laughable.

The Edwards campaign, who sure know a thing or two about bigots, wasted no time exploiting this in a shameless cash grab.

We must show that inflaming prejudice to attack progressive leaders will only backfire.

Can you help us raise $100,000 in "Coulter Cash" this week to keep this campaign charging ahead and fight back against the politics of bigotry?

If Edwards was so upset by it, why do they want to prolong the issue and make money off it?

Granted, Coulter probably would have been better served calling him a flaming liberal or metrosexual. But she's a big girl and can defend herself.

Still, after a week in which liberals lamented the fact Vice President Cheney wasn't murdered and another demented lunatic called the Bush administration "liars and murderers," it's just a bit much to act outraged for someone throwing a mild slur at a presidential candidate.

Get over it.

UPDATE: Sister Toldjah has a good roundup on the leftwing hypocrisy.

UPDATE II: LGF has more leftwing insanity. Yeah, but let's talk about Coulter.