Your Faux Outraged Muslim Of The Day

Nothing like a good ol Muslim with hurt feelings to warm the cockles of your heart.

In this case a woman is suing the Atlanta Police Department for $240,000 because somebody on their honor guard dared, dared I say, to laugh at her when she said she was going to wear a hijab while performing her duties at a funeral.

In the typical western fashion of over reacting to all things Muslim, the APD has since disbanded their honor guard.

Helen Lane alleges that the head of the voluntary guard laughed at her when she told him she would wear her hijab at a September 2006 funeral. She said she felt “humiliated, hurt and was traumatized” by the laughter.

Well that is far worse then being blown up, stoned, or imprisoned for say, wearing a crucifix in an Muslim country.

Apparently the trauma was so severe that it took her 3 years to put her life together and file a lawsuit.

Oh and honey guess what? Now the rest of the America can laugh at you too.

Jihad By Any Other Name ....

Oh those fun loving Germans, although I don't guess you can really fault them in this case since the name these adherents of the Religion of Peace™ chose to name their little bundle of exploding joy is an accepted name in the Arabic world. Of course it is. Why wouldn't it be?

A Berlin court has upheld rulings in favor of parents who sought to name their son Djehad, a variation on the Arabic "jihad," or holy war.

The superior court upheld two lower court rulings allowing the name on grounds that it is recognized for males in Arabic-speaking countries.

Cause Of Muslim Outrage #1,654,753

The latest item for Muslims to add to their list of things that piss us of, other then non believers breathing the same air as them is a song sung by German soccer fans.

The third verse contains the words: "Muhammad was a prophet who understood nothing about football".

Of course proving that once again threats and having a culture which revolves around violence is proving to be very effective at tamping down other peoples' fun, the team is of course consulting some Muslim "experts" to decide how to proceed. I think most of us are experts now on the cult of perpetual outrage.

The Gelsenkirchen club, which plays in Germany's top league, the Bundesliga, has asked an Islam expert to consider whether the song might be insulting.

Islamic Rage Boy On Buffalo Headchopper

A gem from our friends at The Nose on Your Face.

Rage Boy is most upset there's no video of the latest Muslim atrocity.

Islamic Rage Boy Holiday Video

An instant classic, via The Nose on Your Face.

At Home With Islamic Rage Boy

The Daily Mail has a lengthy profile on Islamic Rage Boy.

Naturally, he's a troofer.

"I heard that planes had crashed into the Twin Towers. I thought it was very bad that so many civilians had been killed. But afterwards I was told it was America's own government that had arranged the attack."

How could that have happened? "Money can make wonders."

But why would America have wanted to do such a thing?

"There is a strong lobby in the USA that opposes President Bush. He wanted to attack Afghanistan and Iraq. He had to justify that to his own people."

Too ridiculous for words.

H/T: LGF

CAIR Stooge Hooper: Islamic Rage Boy a Racist Stereotype

Dougie Hooper continues to do some great comedy. Now he laments the unfair portrayal of Islamic Rage Boy.

TNOYF has audio.

More from Jules Crittenden, who notes an inconvenient fact for fatboy Hooper: IRB is a living, breathing, rage-filled person, not a stereotype.

Feel the Islamist Love

Get a load of this guy in front. Reminds me of Islamic Rage Boy.

Via Jihad Watch.

(Telegraph photo)