Another Rave Review for Parker Spitzer: 'Numbing and Tedious'

Looks like the CNN trainwreck "Parker Spitzer" isn't going over well with a former, um, business associate of Client Number 9.

Kristen Davis wants Eliot Spitzer to put a black sock in it. The Manhattan Madam, who provided the former governor with prostitutes, said his new CNN show, "Parker Spitzer," is unbearable. "The overall reports from the women who used to work for me said being with him was numbing and tedious," Davis told us. "I felt that way about the show." Davis criticized CNN for giving Spitzer a platform to give others advice: "In the first 10 seconds, he tells Obama to fire Tim Geithner -- who is he to tell the president how to run the country when he couldn't get through four years as governor?" Davis said his smile is "actually scary, appropriate for Halloween. Whoever advised him to smile like that should be fired."

'This Is Not a Hoax, a Prank or a Publicity Stunt'

It may not be any of those if you trust the oily Roger Stone, but it is pretty silly. The funny thing is, however, is she'd probably stand a good chance at beating the hapless David Paterson if it were a head-to-head matchup.

The race for governor just got a whole lot sexier.

"Manhattan Madam" Kristin Davis is tossing her lacy brassiere into the political ring - with the help of one of the GOP's most fearsome strategists.

Though he's often labeled a "trickster," former Nixon, Reagan and Bushes operative Roger Stone tells us he's dead serious about getting Davis on the ballot.

"This is not a hoax, a prank or a publicity stunt," said Stone, who has been quietly huddling with Davis for months. "I want to get her a half-million votes."

Davis has spoken in the past about running against former Gov. (and alleged former client) Eliot Spitzer - to draw attention to the fact that she served nearly four months on Rikers Island while Client 9 escaped indictment.

"This started out being about Spitzer," admitted Stone, who in 2007 tipped off the FBI to Spitzer's hooker habit. "But now that it looks like he won't run, Kristin still wants to use her celebrity to highlight a reform agenda."

Davis laid out her credentials last weekend at a Libertarian Party convention on the lower East Side.

"I was valedictorian of my high-school class," said the golden-tressed Davis, sporting a modest black suit but wicked Christian Louboutins with 5-inch heels. "I worked 10 years in finance. I was vice president of a hedge fund. I went on to build a multimillion-dollar business from scratch."

Well, now that I think about it she's more qualified for higher office than Barack Obama.

While branding "taxation as confiscation," the former escort empress said the legalization of prostitution and marijuana could provide $2.5 billion in revenue to help close the budget gap.

"I'm a natural Libertarian," said Davis, who also embraces gay marriage and the views of the National Rifle Association.

Though some doe-eyed Libertarians flocked around her, others are questioning whether the crafty Stone is just using Davis to lure voters away from Democrats.

"No," he says firmly. "The [presumptive] Republican candidate, Rick Lazio, is a turkey. Kristin will get as many gun votes from the Republicans as pot votes from the Democrats."

Davis already has backers. She says that rapper 50 Cent has offered to put his G-Unit staff at her disposal. Northern California pot growers are also said to have promised contributions. And then there are Davis' former clients, some of whom are quite wealthy.

"They may be inclined to contribute to keep her from revealing their names," said one insider. "Or because they agree with her on the issues."

Even though she needs only 15,000 signatures to get on the ballot, she's shooting for 45,000 - and Stone doesn't see any problem getting them.

"Kristin knows lots of Penthouse Pets," he said. "We'll get four, make them notary publics and have them, suitably attired, collecting signatures at Grand Central Station during rush hour."

Client No. 9 To Give Harvard Lecture on Ethics

Why, this is almost as funny as having Chris Dodd in charge of financial reform.

Oh wait...

Hooker-loving ex-Gov. Eliot Spitzer is scheduled to deliver a lecture Thursday at - of all places - a center for ethics at Harvard University.

And the Madam who supplied Eliot with high-priced escorts said she can't imagine a less qualified lecturer.

"I am greatly intrigued as to what Mr. Spitzer could contribute to an ethical discussion when as Chief Executive Law Enforcement Officer of NY he broke numerous laws for which he has yet to be punished," Kristin Davis wrote in a protest letter to Professor Lawrence Lessig at The Edmond J. Safra Foundation Center for Ethics.

"As Attorney General he went around arresting and making examples out of the same escort agencies he was frequenting."

Calling Spitzer a "man without ethics," Davis then enumerated seven reasons why Harvard should reconsider.

Davis unloads.

1. Is it ethical to take a total of $9M in illegal loans from your father for your two campaigns for Attorney General and lie about it to the NY Times, NY Post and NY Daily News?

2. Is it ethical to wire money to an Escort Service in the form of two $5,000 payments to evade federal cash transfer regulations and detection?

3. Is it ethical for you to tip off your favorite escort service days before a bust so that they may disappear?

3. Is it ethical to try to book an assignation with a escort under a fake name after you were banned by my agency for being abusive to women?

5. Is it ethical to blackmail Marsh McClennan Insurance into hiring your best friend as their CEO before you will to agree to a settlement of charges against them and require them to buy your friends business for $1B when it is worth $250,000?

6. Is it ethical to use the New York state police to spy on your political opponents, fabricate documents and lie about it repeatedly until e-mails released?

Ouch.

'I Never Had a Problem With Him, Like I Did With Spitzer'

Hmmm. Looks like we may have a fresh political sex scandal brewing. I doubt it's Mark Sanford, because he'd have probably told us all about it already. Definitely not Sarah Palin. Apparently it's some governor, however.

"We went to a restaurant where the governor was dining at another table with two or three other men. Michael said the governor was a client of his. He introduced me to him. I thought it was odd that he'd introduce someone he'd hired, but the governor was very gracious. It was a brief meeting. Later, Michael and I went to an apartment our agency kept. We had sex.

"A couple of days later, Michael booked another appointment. He was supposed to come to the same apartment. I buzzed him in. When I opened the door, it wasn't Michael. It was the governor. He was smiling. I knew what was happening. I was okay with it.

"He was a very standard client. He didn't take the full hour. There was no exchange of money. Michael handled the payment.

"I had two more dates with the governor. Never in public. Always for just an hour, around dinner time. He'd arrive at the apartment in a suit. I never had a problem with him, like I did with Spitzer. He was always nice. There wasn't a lot of conversation. It wasn't a girlfriend experience, but he was relaxed. He was very appreciative, like I was giving him a sort of affection he wasn't getting elsewhere. Later I found out he was married. His wife is quite prominent in her own right." (Annie and Davis say Gov. X is free to say he didn't pay for sex, since "Michael" took care of the bills.)

Interesting. What governor out there has a prominent wife, other than perhaps Arnold Schwarzenegger?

'Our Paths Have Crossed Both Personally and Professionally'

The tabloid fodder just never ends with this guy.

The Manhattan madam linked to former Gov. Eliot Spitzer claims she had a "connection" and "flirtation" with scandal-scarred Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez.

Kristin Davis, who says she met the third-baseman at a Philadelphia gym in 2005, told the Post that: "our paths have crossed both personally and professionally," and that "there was a flirtation there."

"I'm not going to deny there was a relationship there," said the 32-year-old blond bombshell, who ran high-class call girl service Wicked Models.

"Let's just say there's some sort of connection there."

Davis, who is on probation for five years after copping a plea to promoting prostitution, said she hasn't seen Rodriguez, in a year or two.

When asked if the Yankee patronized her escort agency, Davis, who said she likes Latin men, would only say that they had a "professional" relationship.

Spitzer Linked to Second Call Girl Ring

Ashley Dupre is yesterday's news, and probably should have cashed in when she had the chance. Now this piece of trailer-park trash has emerged as the latest hooker who claims to have personally serviced former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer and says she has a sizable black book of clients.

'WICKED' SPITZER LINKED TO BUSTY BUSTED MADAM'S BIZ

Disgraced former Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been identified as a long-standing client of a second high-priced call-girl ring, The Post has learned.

The ex-governor regularly patronized Wicked Models, the Manhattan-based operation taken down Tuesday, according to financial documents and other evidence unearthed in a yearlong prostitution investigation, law-enforcement sources said.

The revelation comes three weeks after Spitzer was outed as "Client-9" in a separate federal hooker probe involving the New Jersey-based Emperors Club VIP.

At the center of the new ring is Kristin "Billie" Davis, a busty bottle blonde who hails from a rough-and-tumble California trailer park. She has a reputation for hard-partying, shameless self-promotion and a rumored 10,000-name-long client list.

Davis' alleged multimillion-dollar empire was smashed by city vice cops as she made plans to skip town. Prosecutors say she netted some $2 million last year by pimping out ladies of the night for as much as $1,000 an hour through four Web sites.

They noted she has openly boasted of total earnings of $6 million, and has been in operation since at least 2004.

Davis, 32, pleaded not guilty to money laundering and promoting prostitution in Manhattan Supreme Court yesterday and was held on $2-million bail. She faces 15 years in prison if convicted of running the ring, which also allegedly operated the Madison La A'mour and New York Body Miracle agencies.

A source said Davis personally serviced Spitzer.

More photos of this trash here.

Silda Wall Spitzer was unavailable for comment.

More on Davis from the NY Times and the NY Daily News.