Client No. 9 To Give Harvard Lecture on Ethics

Why, this is almost as funny as having Chris Dodd in charge of financial reform.

Oh wait...

Hooker-loving ex-Gov. Eliot Spitzer is scheduled to deliver a lecture Thursday at - of all places - a center for ethics at Harvard University.

And the Madam who supplied Eliot with high-priced escorts said she can't imagine a less qualified lecturer.

"I am greatly intrigued as to what Mr. Spitzer could contribute to an ethical discussion when as Chief Executive Law Enforcement Officer of NY he broke numerous laws for which he has yet to be punished," Kristin Davis wrote in a protest letter to Professor Lawrence Lessig at The Edmond J. Safra Foundation Center for Ethics.

"As Attorney General he went around arresting and making examples out of the same escort agencies he was frequenting."

Calling Spitzer a "man without ethics," Davis then enumerated seven reasons why Harvard should reconsider.

Davis unloads.

1. Is it ethical to take a total of $9M in illegal loans from your father for your two campaigns for Attorney General and lie about it to the NY Times, NY Post and NY Daily News?

2. Is it ethical to wire money to an Escort Service in the form of two $5,000 payments to evade federal cash transfer regulations and detection?

3. Is it ethical for you to tip off your favorite escort service days before a bust so that they may disappear?

3. Is it ethical to try to book an assignation with a escort under a fake name after you were banned by my agency for being abusive to women?

5. Is it ethical to blackmail Marsh McClennan Insurance into hiring your best friend as their CEO before you will to agree to a settlement of charges against them and require them to buy your friends business for $1B when it is worth $250,000?

6. Is it ethical to use the New York state police to spy on your political opponents, fabricate documents and lie about it repeatedly until e-mails released?

Ouch.