Holding Out for a Zero

SWF seeks frisky ex-POTUS.

Rumor has it that Monica Lewinsky is still smitten with Bill Clinton's craggily, sleep-deprived mojo after all these years.

The mind reels.

The scandal almost destroyed his career and left his presidency permanently tainted.

But 15 years on, Bill Clinton’s former intern Monica Lewinsky has not got married or had children because she is reportedly still in love with him and 'always will be'.

Miss Lewinsky, 37, has run a successful business, hosted a reality television show and moved overseas - but has never found love, according to friends.

‘Monica still hasn’t got over Bill and would take him back in a second,’ a friend said.

‘She told me: “There will never be another man in my life that could make me as happy as he did",' the friend told the National Enquirer magazine.

‘Monica still carries a torch for him. She’s dated some guys, off and on, since the whole White House mess. But she’s never been able to get Bill out of her heart’.

Miss Lewinsky was aged 22 in 1995 when she began working in the White House and had an affair with President Clinton, which he famously denied at first.

She now lives in Los Angeles, California, and does not have regular employment, reported the National Enquirer.

Cross-posted.

Just What We've Been Waiting For: A Clinton Movie

Uncanny resemblance to Hillary

No doubt the public has been clamoring for a movie about the Special Relationship between Bill and Hillary Clinton. Sure, they can probably get away with Dennis Quaid as Bill, but Julianne Moore as Hillary?

Puh-leeze. She's sure come a long way since playing a porn star in Boogie Nights.

Julianne Moore and Dennis Quaid are set to play Hillary and Bill Clinton in the upcoming film "Special Relationship".

The movie will show how the former US President's "inappropriate relationship" with White House intern Monica Lewinsky nearly ended his term in power.

Quaid reportedly beat four other leading actors - Russell Crowe, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Alec Baldwin and Tim Robbins - to snag the role of Bill.

"This is a big role for both of them. Playing Hillary, a wife who stands by her unfaithful husband, will be something she can get her teeth stuck into," said a source.

No word on who's playing the fat intern.

I wonder if anyone will be playing Matt Drudge?

Happy Anniversary, Slick

Ten years ago today.

Good Lord, we're still saddled with this moron.

Tomorrow we mark the tenth anniversary of another fantastic lie.



UPDATE: Gateway Pundit has a nostalgic look back.

Official Clinton Portrait

Fond memories. Has it been 10 years already?

Return of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy

The pandering Pantsuit is on a roll lately, and today brought back an old staple of hers, the dreaded "vast right-wing conspiracy," made memorable back on the day her husband wagged his finger at us and told he "did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

Why she's so painfully tonedeaf is her problem, but I hope she keeps reminding why she's unfit for the highest office in the land and continues to conjure up images of stained blue dresses.

Presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton told Democrats Tuesday the "vast, right-wing conspiracy" is back, using a phrase she once coined to describe partisan criticism.

Speaking to Democratic municipal officials, the New York senator used the term to hammer Republicans on election irregularities.

Clinton was first lady when she famously charged allegations of an affair between her then-president husband Bill Clinton and White House intern Monica Lewinsky were the result of a conservative conspiracy.

Of course, everyone knows Lewinsky's name came to light when her husband lied under oath in a deposition after being sued by Paula Jones. He was later impeached and stripped of his license to practice law in Arkansas. But why confuse us with the facts when you can rewrite history?

"People think we're paranoid when we talk about the vast right-wing conspiracy, but there is a real connection of these groups - the same names keep popping up," said Sullivan. "They are the most disgusting group of political thugs that I have ever seen."

RNC spokeswoman Tracey Schmitt responded that Democrats "might be disappointed to learn that almost a decade later, the senator's playbook consists of little more than a resurrection of Clinton-era talking points."

Clinton also dredged up an old Democrat staple, long lines at polling places, as if that's somehow the fault of Republicans rather than incompetence in certain areas.

She also said the government should do more to end unusually long lines at certain polling places.

"It just so happens that many of those places where people are waiting for hours are places where people of color are voting or young people are voting. That is un-American, and we're going to end it," Clinton said.

Well, it just so happens those problems are predominately in urban areas, which are overwhelmingly Democrat precincts.

So thanks for reminding us of the fact that Democrats are un-American.

UPDATE: Allahpundit has more.