Monday, March 14, 2011

Holding Out for a Zero

SWF seeks frisky ex-POTUS.

Rumor has it that Monica Lewinsky is still smitten with Bill Clinton's craggily, sleep-deprived mojo after all these years.

The mind reels.
The scandal almost destroyed his career and left his presidency permanently tainted.

But 15 years on, Bill Clinton’s former intern Monica Lewinsky has not got married or had children because she is reportedly still in love with him and 'always will be'.

Miss Lewinsky, 37, has run a successful business, hosted a reality television show and moved overseas - but has never found love, according to friends.

‘Monica still hasn’t got over Bill and would take him back in a second,’ a friend said.

‘She told me: “There will never be another man in my life that could make me as happy as he did",' the friend told the National Enquirer magazine.

‘Monica still carries a torch for him. She’s dated some guys, off and on, since the whole White House mess. But she’s never been able to get Bill out of her heart’.

Miss Lewinsky was aged 22 in 1995 when she began working in the White House and had an affair with President Clinton, which he famously denied at first.

She now lives in Los Angeles, California, and does not have regular employment, reported the National Enquirer.


srdem65 said...

You mean in all these years she hasn't found another WorldLeader to help her find nirvana?  So, so sad. 
MrClinton wouldn't have remembered her name if she had taken the BlueDress to the drycleaner.

FrankG said...

fate is sometimes hard to swallow

rich b said...

Considering the "job" she did on Clinton there's always work up on both Hollywood and Sunset blvds. Long Beach has a section on PCH that should offer her some good opps. She'll have to stay off of Santa Monica blvd or she may run into Eddy Murphy looking for a tranny. That might get nasty. Summer is coming and the pickins' ought to get good. Global Warming they say.