Showing posts with label Perez Hilton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Perez Hilton. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

LA News Anchor Goes Nuclear on Perez Hilton: 'You Talentless Dope!'

 
The halfwit gossip diva left the KTLA television studio in a huff the other day after the morning show didn't make special accomodations for him and the poor thing had to wait more than an hour to get some free airtime. Then he went on Twitter and misrepresented what went down. Well, that led to the anchorman tearing him a new one.

Enjoy.

Via Breitbart.

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Going Gaga

Good Lord. The imbecile actually left the house dressed like this.
The Hollywood set was out in force last night celebrating Halloween in all manner of ghoulish disguises.

Perez Hilton got his freak on dressed as Lady Gaga at Heidi Klum's 10th Annual Halloween Party in West Hollywood, California.

The celebrity blogger channelled Lady Gaga to perfection in a short black dress mounted with silver triangles and black fishnet tights. He even styled his hair to match the singer's distinctive platinum locks.

Perez's costume was reminiscent of the dress Lady Gaga wore on stage in Berlin earlier this year.

Friday, June 26, 2009

'Jackson's Not Dead, He's Living In a Bunker With Elvis Presley'

Good grief. All the loons are coming out of the woodwork.
Within just a few hours of the announcement of the death of Michael Jackson, the internet was flooded with unanswered questions and conspiracy theories relating to the star.
Such bizarre theories came in all shapes and sizes and included the mad, bad and also the plain sad.

One of the earliest and most unpleasant claims came from Hollywood blogger Perez Hilton, who alleged Jackson was 'pulling a stunt' to get out of his concert commitments at the O2 in London.

Perez added: 'Jacko pulled a similar stunt when he was getting ready for his big HBO special in '95 when he ''collapsed'' at rehearsal!

'He was dragging his heels on that just like his upcoming 50 date London residency at the O2 Arena, of which he already postponed the first few dates.'
The turd Hilton lamely redacted his post, but some folks saved it. Oops.

He truly is a disgusting human being.
The conspiracy theorists were given their starting pistol by the abovetopsecret.com site which hours after reports Jackson was taken to hospital said: 'Michael Jackson is dead....Now how long until it becomes a conspiracy?'

One of the weirdest claims emerged on a site called 68comeback which reported that Jackson was living in a 'bunker' with Elvis Presley.

'You can believe the mainstream media if you want... or you can believe that he faked his own death in order to escape a) bill collectors, b) the pressure from his planned “re-emergence,” c) the supreme daily pain-in-the-assness of being a ultramegasuperduberstar, and/or d) any or all of the above, plus e) any other rationales, realistic or feverish, that might be attributed to a man of Michael Jackson’s demeanour, for wanting to pretend to be dead when he is not, in fact, dead.

'Surely you’ve heard of the secret, seven-story deep bunker that Elvis Presley had built underneath Graceland, prior to faking his own death?

'MJ lives there now with Elvis and certain other "dead" celebrities. You don’t have to be sad for him anymore.'

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

'I Think She Is Scared'

Sorry, sweetie, you're not all that. What you don't seem to understand is she wants nothing to do with you.

Really, who can blame her? She's going to appear on television with you so you can insult her some more?

Snap out of it.
Carrie Prejean has made it very clear that she has no intention of taking up Perez Hilton’s offer to "go for coffee and chat," but the Queen of Media thinks she is afraid of him.

"I think she is scared," Hilton told Tarts at a party last week. "I know so because she has refused to be on TV programs with me."

And even though Miss Universe owner Donald Trump said he would be more than happy to have the controversial blogger back at a judge at Miss USA, Hilton thinks Trump messed up by allowing Prejean to keep her crown despite her nude pic scandal and unauthorized press visits.
Expect Trump to pull the plug on this self-aggrandizing media whore before long.

This slob Hilton will be a historical footnote, at best, while the lovely Miss Prejean moves on to fame and fortune. The bitterness will eat him alive.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Dumb Bitch Calls Miss California a Dumb Bitch

Classy.





Michelle Malkin notes the liberal tolerance on display.

The winner of the Miss USA pageant was Miss North Carolina, Kristen Dalton.



BTW, here's a better look at Carrie Prejean.

Oh yeah.

Now here's that slob Hilton.

Looks to me like she'd kick his sorry ass.