Must See TV: The Nuge To Hunt Humans on Reality Show

I'm sure this will go over well. The reaction would be even funnier if it was reported he'd be hunting liberals.

This August, CMT will begin airing a new reality show in which guitar legend/right-wing fanatic/Hall of Fame bowhunter Ted Nugent will hunt human beings for sport. The show is called “Runnin’ Wild… From Ted Nugent, ” and it is my new favorite anything that’s ever been on TV.

The possibilities are endless. Maybe we could encourage the hosts of MSNBC programs to participate. Seriously, how cool would it be to see The Nuge chasing down Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews as they flee like girly-men?

OK, just joking. I don't endorse hunting humans. Except, of course, subhumans such as Osama and Taliban types.

Via Allahpundit on Twitter.

'Able-Bodied Americans Who Refuse to Work Will Be Sent to Cuba, Mexico, England and France'

If you ask me, this sounds a little harsh. Do we really want to break people by sending them to England or France? There would certainly be litigation over such cruel and unusual punishment. At least in Cuba you could probably still get a decent cigar and if you were shipped down to Mexico you could definitely slip back into the country undetected.

THOSE who say John McCain and Barack Obama waffle on the issues should vote for gun-toting, meat-loving rocker Ted Nugent, who makes no bones about what he'd do as president. "[I'd] instruct the US military warriors to do their job - win the global war on terror right now and eliminate all threats from all sources by any means necessary," Nugent writes in his new book, "Ted, White and Blue." He'd also "take appropriate gas and oil from Mexico and the Middle East as payment for all debts we are owed by them," as well as end diplomatic immunity and taxpayer health care for elected officials. The "Cat Scratch Fever" wild man would eliminate welfare, and "able-bodied Americans who refuse to work will be sent to Cuba, Mexico, England and France."

'When One’s Logic and Intellectual Calculating Powers are Replaced With Dopey Feel-Good, Fantasy-Driven Denial, the Democratic Party Serves Them Well'

A classic quote, indeed, from none other than Ted Nugent, and there's more to it. But hey, how long can I possibly make a headline? As you might have guessed, he doesn't like Hollywood pinheads and is rather fond of Sarah Palin. He delivers a nice slap at simpleton Matt Damon and his idiotic statements last week.

Anyone who has watched Ted Nugent appear on talk shows over the years knows he can deliver a punch when he deems it necessary. In an email exchange The Vote had with Nugent this morning, the rock star starts off diplomatic.

“To be concerned is prudent, but his references are without merit,” Nugent wrote. “Her record in politics proves she is a tough woman of intellect, logic, common sense, integrity and defying courage. Theoretically, Matt’s concerns would better be aimed at and earned by Barack Obama.”

Nugent had high praise for the Republican vice presidential nominee, who - like Nugent - is an avid hunter.

“I like her a lot,” he said. “I have examined her record and she is my kind of elected official. She may very well be the best Republican in America today.”
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Nugent, an outspoken conservative, is a minority in the entertainment community. When asked why the celebrity crowd seems to better connect with the Democratic party, Nugent becomes the Nugent you know on TV — unfiltered.

“With all due respect, many in the entertainment industry are deep into mind-altering substance abuse, and when one’s logic and intellectual calculating powers are replaced with dopey feel-good, fantasy-driven denial, the democratic party serves them well,” Nugent blasted.

Ouch.

Speaking of Hollywood celebutards, John McCain delivered his own slap at Obama and Barbra Streisand today.

"He says he's siding with the people just before he flew off for a fundraiser in Hollywood with Barbra Streisand," McCain said of his rival. "Let me tell you my friends, there's no place I'd rather be than right here with the working men and women of Ohio."

McCain used the line as his close at an airport hangar rally, drawing loud applause.

The Nuge Explains the Second Amendment

A brilliant dose of common sense from Ted Nugent.

Check out the reaction of the guy in the smart glasses.

Via Maggie's Farm.

H/T: Daphne.

Ted Nugent Unplugged

The language is a bit coarse, so be forewarned.

The liberals are going to go apesh*t over this one.