'Able-Bodied Americans Who Refuse to Work Will Be Sent to Cuba, Mexico, England and France'

If you ask me, this sounds a little harsh. Do we really want to break people by sending them to England or France? There would certainly be litigation over such cruel and unusual punishment. At least in Cuba you could probably still get a decent cigar and if you were shipped down to Mexico you could definitely slip back into the country undetected.

THOSE who say John McCain and Barack Obama waffle on the issues should vote for gun-toting, meat-loving rocker Ted Nugent, who makes no bones about what he'd do as president. "[I'd] instruct the US military warriors to do their job - win the global war on terror right now and eliminate all threats from all sources by any means necessary," Nugent writes in his new book, "Ted, White and Blue." He'd also "take appropriate gas and oil from Mexico and the Middle East as payment for all debts we are owed by them," as well as end diplomatic immunity and taxpayer health care for elected officials. The "Cat Scratch Fever" wild man would eliminate welfare, and "able-bodied Americans who refuse to work will be sent to Cuba, Mexico, England and France."