Aww: Little Tommy Brady Rides the Waterslide

Looks like his mommy Giselle is waiting for him at the bottom in case he gets hurt on the way down.

Now, Brady might have finally taken that last step required to transform from a super star quarterback to tiny little man girl.



There are some pictures circulating on the internet now that paint Tom Brady is a less than favorable light. Brady and his wife Gisele Bun...whatever, were on vacation recently and decided it would be fun to go down some water slides.



Seriously, who doesn’t enjoy a good water slide!? That fact that Brady was enjoying the water slide isn’t the issue here.



Tom Brady is 6’4” and 225lbs. He gets tackled by 300lb men for a living. Knowing that, if you had guess how Brady reacted on a water slide which would you choose:



A) Had fun and smiled a bit, but did not appear scared or nervous and simply high-fived Gisele when he got to the bottom.



or



B) Put his hands up on his sides like a scared four year old boy and looked terrified as he sped down the slide.



If you guessed A you apparently think waaaaaaay too highly of Tom Brady. Brady looked like he was squealing or terrified as he rounded the corner of the slide and some lucky paparazzi photographer captured a “great” photo of Brady’s reaction while he was.... enjoying.... the slide.

Check out the close-up at the link. He looks like a pre-schooler going down the slide. If this guy wasn't an NFL quarterback, I'd really consider calling for the revocation of his man card.

On the upside, that is Giselle Bundchen waiting for him at the bottom.

H/T Spitfire Murphy.

Shocking Controversy in Boston

Seriously, this is enough to warrant controversy in Boston?

Hardcore fans of the Green are seeing red after Patriots quarterback Tom Brady committed the ultimate Boston sports betrayal - consorting with the enemy - yucking it up with hated Laker Kobe Bryant on the Garden floor after the Celtics’ gut-wrenching Game 3 loss.

In a WBZ-TV video creating a buzz in cyberspace, Brady is seen approaching Bryant on the hallowed parquet and congratulating the L.A. superstar moments after the crushing Celtics loss.

Hold on, it gets worse.

Bryant laughs and smacks Brady’s backside before the bromantic encounter breaks up.

Hold on, it gets worse.

Turns out Brady took in the game from courtside seats next to Bryant’s father, former NBA player Joe Bryant.

The Brady-Bryant moment set off an Internet furor, with online fans throwing darts at the West Coast transplant.

“How dare Tom Brady have a ‘special’ moment with Kobe!” one Hub sports fan fumed on Twitter.

A posting on Barstool Sports compared it to a “slap in the face.”

It’s not the first time the laid-back California dude has committed a Hub sports faux-pas. Brady has been spotted sporting a New York Yankees cap, most recently in the Big Apple in 2007.

Brady’s West Coast agent didn’t return a call.

Comcast SportsNet host Gary Tanguay acknowledged the perception among locals that Brady has gone Hollywood because he’s building a home in L.A. and isn’t on the East Coast as much in the off season.

“Throw all of that into the mix, and I can see why a Boston sports fan may not like that,” he said.

Hey, the guy has only helped New England win three Super Bowls. Who the heck does he think he is talking with a player from LA?

Famed Environmental Wackos Building 20,000 Square Foot House

Well, at least when Earth Hour rolls around next year they'll probably save a couple hundred bucks powering down.

Fellow moonbats are not happy.

What kind of U.N. environmental ambassador builds a 20,000 square-foot home with a six-car garage, an elevator and a lagoon? Why, that would be the Hub’s favorite Pats fan, Gisele Bundchen!

And a paparazzo’s sneak pics of Bundchen and hubby Tom Brady's gargantuan new Brentwood, Calif., chateau has green activists seeing red.

“How big a space do two people need?” asked Philip Dowds, a Massachusetts Sierra Club official and professional architect. “A 20,000 square-foot house - the resources that it takes to put it together and the land that it needs, this just can’t happen anymore.”

According to photos taken by Los Angeles shooter Alec Byrne, who said he got a peek at the blueprints, the new West Coast lair of the Patriots star quarterback and his glam wife will feature amenities including:

a wine bar and gallery

a six-car garage

a service kitchen and butler room

a pool house and lagoon-shaped swimming pool and spa

a recreation room with 19-foot ceiling.

And the manse will have an elevator - even though that seems to contradict environmental advice Bundchen offers on her own Web site to “take the stairs.”

“In addition to exercising, you save the electric power of the elevators,” she says on giselebundchen.com, which is currently festooned with references to Earth Day.

It’s not the first time Bundchen has taken flak for being less than fabulously energy efficient. Last year, shortly after being named to her U.N. post, the Herald’s Inside Track revealed the supermodel enjoys piloting a private helicopter.

Don't forget though, they care about the planet.



Thanks to Instapundit for the link.

Tom Brady Embraces His Inner Moonbat

New England Patriots pretty-boy quarterback turned climatologist urges you to turn out the lights on March 27 so you can have that stone-age feeling. I wonder how much his teammates snicker at this moron behind his back? In protest I'm going to turn on all my lights and fire up a few appliances so I can offset Brady's idiocy.

I just don't think his brain ever recovered from that scrambling it took a couple of years ago during his merciless beating at the hands of the New York Giants.

Pretty Boy Engaged to Supermodel

Aww, isn't this cute?

We haven't had Little Tommy Brady to kick around much since that vicious beating the Giants laid on him in Super Bowl XLII. Well now the guy who abandoned his pregnant girlfriend to shack up with a Brazilian moonbat has gotten engaged.

Celebrity gossip Web site TMZ.com is reporting that sidelined Patriots QB Tom Brady popped the question to his Brazilian supermodel girlfriend Gisele Bundchen during a flight from New Jersey to Boston on Christmas Eve.

The former Victoria Secret model said yes, the Web site is reporting today.

“We’re told Brady was nervous before he popped the Q,” according to three paragraph item posted on the Web site this morning.

Brady had four dozen white roses on board as well as champagne to toast the occasion, TMZ is reporting.

The jet-setting couple took off Christmas Eve from Teterboro Airport in New Jersey and landed in Boston, according to TMZ.

Along with Brady and Gisele were her parents.

Nothing like a romantic engagement with the bride-to-be's parents along for the ride.

Update: While noting Bundchen is a flaming moonbat, a commenter wondered what political persuasion Brady was. I honestly hadn't given it any thought as I just like taunting him over stuff like this. Enjoy.



Still, do the math. The guy grew up in San Mateo, his father contributes primarily to Democrats, he's marrying a far-left kook--albeit a pretty hot one--he's currently living in Brooklyn and is based with a team from Massachusetts. Odds of him being a Republican are pretty slim. He's wise, though, to keep his political leanings private, as are most athletes. When you're in the business, why alienate half your audience by being overtly political? He's free to do as he pleases when he retires. The guy would probably make a decent candidate. Sure has the name recognition built in.

Plus, according to this 60 Minutes interview from three years ago, he says he's an independent.

KROFT: You a republican or a democrat?

BRADY: You know, I'm actually independent. I'm actually an independent, and I have been for some time. There's no doubt this world needs a lot of help.

KROFT: You gonna run for office some day? Something you consider?

BRADY: So much of my attention now is focused on playing ball, and I like to do that. And if that chance does come up, and I'm still interested in it, I mean it would be something that I think I could do a decent job at. When you think about things you like to do, you think about things that you could be good at, and that's one thing I think I could be good at. Whether I do it or not, I don't know. Who does?

Disaster for Patriots: Brady Reportedly Done for the Season

Meet Matt Cassel, starting quarterback for the New England Patriots.

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is expected to miss the rest of the 2008 season with a severe injury to his left knee, according to two sources cited by Yahoo! Sports.

Brady left Sunday's game against the Kansas City Chiefs at Gillette Stadium after being hit by Chiefs safety Bernard Pollard in the first quarter. Matt Cassel replaced Brady, and the Patriots went on to win the game, 17-10.
...
"It's bad," a team source told the website. "We're going to have to play without him."

The Patriots can still be competitive, but this is a huge blow for a team already rattle by losing the Super Bowl last season. No question there are doubts about Cassel, who's never started an NFL or college game.

Suddenly the AFC East looks wide open with the Jets and Bills suddenly in the mix for a division title. And my decision to pick the Patriots to not go to the Super Bowl looks like a good move.

I wonder if Vinny Testaverde has gotten a call yet tonight?

Update: Hmmm. Daunte Culpepper a possibility?

Aww, Tommy's Footsie Hurts

Gee, it would be such a shame if Tom Brady was hobbling around for Super Bowl XLII.

Tom Brady hasn't been brutally beaten down by the Giants yet - but at least the petal-pushing flower boy is limping.

The cocky quarterback for the undefeated New England Patriots was caught hobbling to the West Village home of his gal pal, Gisele Bundchen, yesterday - carrying a box of pretty little posies.

A day after the Pats' win over the San Diego Chargers propelled them to the Super Bowl against the Giants, Brady sported an orthopedic, open-foot brace on his right leg as he struggled with luggage and the box of white flowers.

Brady was later spotted wearing the boot and hobbling out of the East Village nightspot Butter, with Gisele, early this morning.

Take good care of him, Giselle.

The Giants don't want to hear any excuses after the game.