Sunday, April 13, 2008

Win the Lottery and Get a Free Divorce

This is one contest sure to draw the ire of women's groups. Not only does this promotion provide a free divorce for some, uh, lucky guy, they'll even try and find a new girlfriend for you and throw in a plasma television.

What could possibly go wrong?
SOMEONE once said "marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose".

An Australian lads magazine is running a lottery to prove that you can by offering a free divorce as the prize.

The competition will allow one lucky, disgruntled husband to "unleash themselves back to bachelorhood" without having to spend a cent on the inconvenience of lawyers.

Zoo Weekly claims its $10,000 divorce package is an Australian first and has everything a marriage escapee needs to rejoin singledom, including a divorce party with a bunch of pin-up girls.

There is also a three-tiered divorce cake, a cleaner for two months, a plasma TV, Playstation 3 and a year's subscription to Zoo to help ease transition from the marital home.

The winner will parachute from their loveless marriage with $5,000 in solicitor's fees and the $639 divorce application fee included.
So line up you unhappy husbands. Great benefits await.
"Our lucky winner will get to escape and start a new whole new life. We'll help him at every stage - from buying a new plasma screen and throwing him a party, to finding him a new girlfriend."

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