Wretched Nobel Hack Stops Writing, World Rejoices

Wouldn't it be nice if all Nobel winners rested on their laurels. Maybe then Al Gore would shut up for five minutes.

This is the idiot who said Barack Obama will be assassinated if ever elected.

Her unrepentant Communist friends will be so disappointed to hear this news.

BRITISH author Doris Lessing has said that winning the Nobel Prize for Literature was a bloody disaster, adding she has now stopped writing, the BBC reported today.

Lessing, whose works include The Golden Notebook and The Good Terrorist, said she spends most of her time now being photographed and giving interviews.

The 88 year old was awarded the Nobel in 2007 and at the time said it was astonishing and amazing to receive the honour.

Asked about her writing on BBC radio today, she said: "It has stopped, I don't have any energy any more.

"This is why I keep telling anyone younger than me, 'don't imagine you'll have it forever'.

"Use it while you've got it because it'll go, it's sliding away like water down a plughole.''

She said that she had been in constant demand since her Nobel award.

"All I do is give interviews and spend time being photographed,'' she said.

Good for you. Maybe now everyone can get back to reading crappy blogs.