Carbon Footprint Leads Police to Big Bust

If the Al Gore's of the world had their way this madame would be facing some serious jail time for taking her activities on the road as it were.

A "brothel bus" that detectives said cruised Miami Beach offering lap dances and drinks has taken its last ride, police said on Wednesday.

No word on if carbon footprints are yet admissible in court as evidence, but it shouldn't be long before they are allowed.

Employees and customers also were charged as part of a citywide prostitution crackdown that resulted in 75 arrests.

As opposed to the Countrywide prostitution crackdown which will probably result in no arrests, but a require a significant voluntary donation from the average citizen. Legalese talk for a tax increase.